McClelland (sp?) is my least favorite umpire. He's a total F'n douchebag. Call the damn game asswipe, you're getting paid for this shit.
I can deal with Sterling. He's not that bad. Neither is Waldman. It's the two of them together that makes me want to choke a puppy.
ACK!!! Waldman just thanked "Maz-eh-rat-e" for offering to give her and Sterling a ride to Shea. Fuck what I said, this bitch is terrible.