Matt Cassell is the next Tom Brady. We are truly cursed. (Anti-Karma)

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  1. Hemi

    Hemi Well-Known Member

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    Patriots - infinity
    Jets - disbanded
     
  2. JohnnyJohnson

    JohnnyJohnson Banned

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    I think yer missing the sub-plot, Byz. Herm Edwards has moved on from getting his own QBs hurt, to now including the opponents QB! Proof that when shit happens, gravity forces it to spread.
     
  3. The Uniform Bomber

    The Uniform Bomber Spivey's Agent

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    baahahaha that's spectaculous.
     
  4. GreenMachine

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    Actually, it is quite fitting.:rofl:
     
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    My, the native flora and fauna here do have some strange customs ...

    :drunk:
     
  6. puddnhead

    puddnhead New Member

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    ... but I guess when in Rome, do as the Romans ... err ...

    Pats 54
    Jets -3 (Nugent will really mess up this week)

    Good enough?
     
  7. PleaseWinSuperBowlJets

    PleaseWinSuperBowlJets Active Member

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    Pats 50
    Jets 3

    Matt Cassell throws 7 TDs
     
  8. BIG COUNTRY

    BIG COUNTRY Well-Known Member

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    And thats at the end of the 1st quarter
     
  9. The Lord

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    Pats 99
    Jets -15

    Matt Cassel throws 13 TD's, tackles Brett Favre twice for two safeties, and runs back a punt for a TD.
     
  10. MSUJet85

    MSUJet85 ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
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    Logic and troll doesn't go hand and hand.

    My Prediction

    Pats - 105
    Jets - 0
     
  11. Barry the Baptist

    Barry the Baptist Hello son, would you like a lolly?
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    I was thinking they get to butterscotch stallion each other for extra points...... get ready for some salad tossing.
     
  12. Greengal19

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    We did sign Feely right? Although I think Clemens actually kicks this one.......
     
  13. Greengal19

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    If not the greatest, at least one of the greatest Americans. I look at this picture, and you know what I see? Abe Lincoln. Our 16th president. Wore a giant hat. Coincidence? I think not.



    That is too funny!!!!
     
  14. Barry the Baptist

    Barry the Baptist Hello son, would you like a lolly?
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    What? That's Matt Cassel? I thought it was Jesus reincarnated.
     
  15. Wut?

    Wut? Well-Known Member

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    Patriots- Jack Bauer

    Jets- Chuck norris... today
     
  16. Namath2Kolber

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    You fail . . .
     
  17. FavreIsHere

    FavreIsHere New Member

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    Cassel will have 0 picks and over 100 yards.

    Pats-70
    Jets-0

    And I won't get tickets to this game.
     
  18. Denny

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    -Matt Cassel will pass for over 300 yards and pronounced saviour
    -Randy Moss over 200 yards recieving
    -Defense gets 3 safeties
    -Bill Belichick runs straight to the locker room after the game

    -We will lose Kris Jenkins to a crack back, player will succomb to suffication as Jenkins will fall on him and as he is unable to move.
    -As Nugent kicks a successful fifty yarder his leg rips off and splinters, injuring the right side of the line.
    -Brett Favre will get sacked 10 times and throw 5 int's(will have to leave the game)
    -Mangini losses his cool and starts a screaming match with LC on the sidelines

    Final score:
    PATS- 55
    Jets- 3
     
  19. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    And now Randy Moss is playing with our emotions. He plays limited in practice with a 'back injury' while he stores up Energon Cubes to utterly destroy our secondary with laser-cannon pass receptions from Cassel all day long. Genius Belichick sure knows how to trickerate.

    I must revise.

    Pats - Give every Jets fan in attendance radiation poisoning from the glow of dominance the give off on Sunday
    Jets - Turn into giant slugs and leave a hasty swarm of snail trails into the tunnel during the National Anthem

    Doomed.
     
  20. Gator

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    Pats - a lot
    Jets - not so much

    we'll be back with the unhappy recap
     

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