LT chose the Jets over the Vikings

LaDainian Tomlinson almost signed with the Miami Heat.

 

So LT is married to LT?

 

i drank a beer once

 

When the Vikings used to live in York, England they called it Jorvick. I wonder what LT thinks about that?

 

LT can punch a little guy right in the hair...ouch.

 

Jesus Christ man...LT doesn't think.

 

Sorry, I should have said, I wonder how LT feels about that. My bad.

 

A BLT does NOT include LT in the sandwich

 

If you spell LT backwards, you get TL

 

When LT gets ready to play the game, every Sunday yo it's all the same. He does he dance. He gets in his stance. He reads the defense. He reads the defense. He reads the defense. He reads the defense.

 

Ahahaha. This one had me cracking up.

 

Every vowel except U placed in between LT produces a word.

LaT, LeT, LiT, LoT

 

Too bad i have no post count and couldn't put that video here

 

TL is a model of Acura. LT is not a model of Acura.

 

And sometimes Y?

 

haha

TL is on the periodic table of elements, whereas LT is just periodically at the table

 

If LT were made of Cobalt, he'd have signed with Indianapolis.

 

and if LT woulda signed with Indy, he'd have to get another odd-looking tattoo

 

"Real Fact" #914
LT can reach the moon in less time than it took a stagecoach to travel the length of England.