Oh no, not you. I mean seriously, WTF Kellen? How bad does anybody really need to empty the pipes? Wow!!
In his defense, Target is a hotspot for broads. Nothing wrong with enjoying the scenery while you clean the pipes. Back in the day you used to be able to find sexy women at your neighborhood bar. Those places are empty now. All the women are at Target or Whole Foods.
And even back in the day you were still considered a freako if you were in your car beating it outside the local bar. This is just beyond indefensible.
Just because i wouldn't do something doesn't mean I think someone should lose their job if they do something. But something tells me with the drug suspension and the latter drug thing that Winslow will not be back next year.
The police observed, "Two open containers of vaseline on his center console." TWO! Dude, how long was he there? In my experience, a little goes a long way with vaseline...
He's a self described "Warrior". A warrior never enters hand to gland combat with only one weapon. He was just being prepared.
Couldnt find boston market for his Jerk chicken so he took it into his own hands.. (literally) #Sadderday
