I would love to see dierdorf hit by a bus in front of his family as his whole body is crushed in blood pulp
you don't really need analogy - we all know exactly how much it sucks to be a Jets fan and to have to endure crappy QB play year after year after year - we just never get it right at the most important spot on the field.
Oh my god we have a bad game! The sky is falling! We 2-1 on the way to 2-2. The more important thing is Hill's health right now, you see the drop off at WR