Jets looked into JaMarcus Russell- Yeah, Cimini

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  1. VanderbiltJets

    VanderbiltJets Active Member

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    He could help Dustin Keller write his food critic articles...
     
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  2. fenwyr

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    I honestly wouldnt mind giving him a camp spot. The guy did beat my USC in the championship game. He's been working out in Arizona. He has a ton of talent and if Rex couldnt whip his ass into shape, well, enjoy the rookie signing bonus fatass.
     
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  3. MadBacker Prime

    MadBacker Prime THE Dead Rabbit

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    Yeah and Gholston was a beast in college, just ask Ryan Leaf about his college days when he's ringing you up in Home Depot. Lol
     
    #83 MadBacker Prime, Jun 30, 2010
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    Footballgod214 Well-Known Member

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    Relax, this ain't about Russell.

    Revis and Mangold are sitting on the edge or their seats waiting for the phone to ring, knowing that Tanny is working 24//7/365 on their new deals. And then they read "Tanny working hard on getting JaMarcus Russell".

    I can hear revis saying "What the fuck?????"
     
    #84 Footballgod214, Jun 30, 2010
  5. MBGreen

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    bahaha!

    per Schefter's twitter

     
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    NDmick Revis Christ

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  7. Jetfanmack

    Jetfanmack haz chilens?

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    That purple drank!
     
    #87 Jetfanmack, Jul 5, 2010
  8. RobA

    RobA 2005-2007 TGG.com Most Optimistic Award Winner

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    Well that ends that.
     
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  9. jtrain

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    If we took the chance on him and Jamarcus Russell made our 53 man roster, What kind of special package would we put him in? What would you name it? He has a strong arm. How would you utilize his strengths????
     
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  10. IATA

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    You take jtrain out behind the shed and shoot him with a pistol.
     
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  11. Jetzz

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    Special package?? Take him to Coney Island for the hot dog eating contest maybe.. but playing football? Fuggedaboutit... :breakdance:
     
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    Forming a wedge on kickoffs?

    Maybe he can become the team pharmicist?
     
    #92 Chrisp22, Jul 5, 2010
  13. JfaulkNYJ

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    Guy got arrested for codiene? Why didnt he get some oxy contin or some good ol heroin.

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  14. Mantana Soss

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    You can get arrested for codeine?! That's gotta be at the bottom of the scheduled painkiller totem pole.
     
    #94 Mantana Soss, Jul 5, 2010
  15. Jetzz

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    Dude is even an epic fail at getting busted... it's just sad.
     
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  16. JfaulkNYJ

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    Nah man liquid codeine is a hell of a drug to get high on. 99% of the time it's mixed with liquor, so pain killers+booze, and you are all whacked out.
     
    #96 JfaulkNYJ, Jul 5, 2010
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    They need somone to eat the hot dogs before Sanchez can get to them again?

    (Sorry if its been said, didn't feel like reading through 5 pages...)
     
    #97 nyscene911, Jul 5, 2010
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    Dumb, fat, lazy fuck.

    I don't want him near the locker room. He can stay home and OD on his sizzurp
     
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