Jets #1 in DVOA

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  1. Organized Chaos

    Organized Chaos Well-Known Member

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    This is fucking hysterical. The hive mind of Yahoo users managed to out pick DVOA...and they sell DVOA to ESPN. Awesome.

    Lets just start a company, say we've got a magical formula to pick games, and see how many years it takes for someone to buy it. We can sell it as being above 50/50.
     
  2. avrus

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    I honestly believe if we had gone on to the Super Bowl last year and played a solid 4 quarters we would have taken it.
     
  3. NoodleArm

    NoodleArm Well-Known Member

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    Agreed. Even if we had played a solid 3 quarters we would have taken it. Oh well.
     
  4. gopats88

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    Your formula needs to be crazy super 'advanced'... the most advanced everrrrrr. Maybe include such things as soil moisture content and team bus horsepower and they will buy it.
     
  5. Organized Chaos

    Organized Chaos Well-Known Member

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    I think you're on to something, lets get some venture capital and get this bus rolling! We will be on the BS report in no time.
     
  6. Br4d

    Br4d 2018 Weeb Ewbank Award

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    Any system that thought the Jets were #1 in anything positive at any point this season isn't worth the pixels it used to express that notion.
     
  7. akibud

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    not true, if there is a system that had the Jets # 1 in "which coach is the most deluded and looks like the biggest idiot when making bone headed predictions while blowing smoke up his players asses and ultimately ends up crying like a bitch while begging said players to be unified....." I'd say it was spot on!!
     
  8. #28Martin

    #28Martin Well-Known Member

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    IS THIS the same calculation that pretended Bart Scott was good?
     

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