Inappropriate Humor

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  1. RuJFan

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    My dad pulled this shit on me today.

    Dad "What hangs down and has small balls?"
    Me "I don't know, what?"
    Dad "A bat. What hangs up and has huge balls?"
    Me "I don't know, what?"
    *click*
    Me "Asshole"
     
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    *click*?
     
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    They were on the phone... he hung up.
     
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    Oh wow... went over my head.
    thanks
     
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    Phones don't *click* any more when you hang up. The joy of being able to slam the phone down on some assclown, giving said assclown a ringing in their ears, is gone.
     
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    "He's just gonna say, wow I could've been fucking a grapefruit all these years."
     
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    The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. The way to a woman's heart is straight through her fucking rib cage!!!
     
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    That never gets old.
     
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    This about sums up everything you post, my abstract friend.
     
    #936 Jonathan_Vilma, Aug 18, 2016
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    ^ Now THAT's "Fucked Up, Man." :D
     
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    The funny thing is I can barely make this out and I came real close to asking what it said. Took me two days of squinting and brightness adjusting to finally be able to read it. I pass most color blind tests but I have to be at least a little bit.
     
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