A bunch of sperm are going through a woman's body. The two sperm out front are friends and one is having a tough time. He's sweating, he's huffing and puffing. He turns to his friend and says 'Man, I'm dying out here, i don't think im going to make it. Are we almost at the egg?' His buddy turns to him and says 'The Egg?? We're not even close, we just passed the tonsils.'
