Brooklyn Tony stands up in class, says to Miss Jones "I need to take a piss, can I go to the bathroom?" Miss Jones says "Tony, that is inappropriate language. The proper word is urinate. Can you use that word in a sentence?" Brooklyn Tony says "Miss Jones, you're an 8, but if you had bigger tits you'd be a ten."
One sperm asks the other sperm "hey, have we gotten to the uterous yet?" And the other one replies "Uterous? We haven't even gotten to the esophagus!" _
Brooklyn Tony goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" TONY says "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Brooklyn Tony, that's a mouthful." Little TONY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
The best sick joke I have ever heard still comes from Blazing Saddles: Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications..... Bandit: Murder, Rape, Arson and Rape. Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice? Bandit: I LIKE rape! ( smiles ) ...... Mel Brooks, you sicko you.