Do you remember the Nancy Kerrigan, Tonya Harding story? I think it means that OBJ wants to play over Woods and is willing to Tonya Harding him. Not sure where the rug munching inference came from.
That’s the Kool-Aid man. Wolves are quite fond of Kool-Aid although it is illegal in their community. The pigs were about to call the cops.
Kid shows up to his kindergarten class in Florida wearing all Jets gear. The teacher says "ugh why are you a Jets fan?" Kid says "Because my mom and dad are Jets fans." The teacher says "Well that's awful - what would you do if your mom was a hooker and your dad was a drug dealer-" Kid says "...then I'd be a Dolphins fan"