Inappropriate Humor

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  1. NYJalltheway

    NYJalltheway Well-Known Member

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    It's a picture of..

    Umm..

    A guy... Enjoying himself from a lady..

    Aaaand..

    It's photoshopped.. So it looks like she's drinking the energy drink.

    I mean do you really need explanation lol
     
  2. Ralebird

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    Bernie Madoff is pissed; he thought he'd have Jeffrey Epstein to talk to for the next 400 years.
     
  3. GordonGecko

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    Madeoff is just mad he can't figure out how to tie a bedsheet
     
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    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    To be fair to Bernie, it’s easier when someone does it for you.
     
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    that's our future GM looking for OL and corners. LOL
     
  6. jilozzo

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    brook you don't watch much porn??
     
  7. Brook!

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    Serious answer. Nope. Not my thing
     
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    I got a vasectomy because i didn't want kids. It didn't work, when i got home they were still there
     
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  9. Ralebird

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    Another thread reminded of this...

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  10. GordonGecko

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    father of the year
     
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    [​IMG]
     
  12. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Oh, my God, I laughed so hard at that. Partly because it reminded me of my own Daddy, who I loved with all of my heart. Talk about patience. Meaning he had NONE. When I learned to ride a bike there was no such thing as me using training wheels. He would just hold on to the back of the bike and trot along behind me when I pedalled and let go, just like in what you posted (but me without a helmet, what else). After a while I stopped wiping out, and that's how little jeto learned how to ride a bike, haha.

    He was the type where even if you hurt yourself pretty bad - especially by today's wuss standards - his stock response was, "Ahhhh, you're fine, just rub some dirt on it." I was shocked to learn when I was in my 30s that I had broken my collarbone when I was a kid. Orthopedist: "I see you broke your clavicle when you were young." "I what?" HAHAHA.

    OK, so back to the thread. My natural father's name is Clint and his birthday was on Monday. He's not the saccharine type, but I looked for some pictures of a birthday cake that said Happy Birthday Clint to text him, anyway. Well, I struck gold. I couldn't have found something more perfect:

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    EDIT & P.S.: And yes, he laughed like hell. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree in that orchard.
     
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    matt robinson 17 Well-Known Member

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    And how many times do you believe you fell on your head?
     
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  17. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    That took me a second because dang I'm slow but hahaha.
     
  18. Brook!

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    Didn't get this. I liked it because the woman was hot
     
  19. NYJalltheway

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    It's when you are shopping, and the kart has 3 good wheels, but one is noisy, and won't go straight.
     
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    Thanks man.
     

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