If you could kick one Jets player in the balls...

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  1. Jets81

    Jets81 Well-Known Member

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    ...past or present.

    Who would it be?
     
  2. joe

    joe Well-Known Member

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    Dual account Hackenberg?

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  3. Fiftynine

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    I'm not about wishing violence on anyone but, hypothetically, Blair Thomas. He'd fumble his balls before I got to them, though.
     
  4. Jets81

    Jets81 Well-Known Member

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    Hackenberg might actually be a good choice.
     
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    joe Well-Known Member

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    . .touché
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  6. Acad23

    Acad23 Well-Known Member

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    Does Bill Belichick count?
     
  7. Jets81

    Jets81 Well-Known Member

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    Special exception granted.
     
  8. The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight Well-Known Member

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    What an odd thread. I don't want to kick anyone in the balls. That is rude. There is no way I am going to pick a player to do that to. Honestly, I think it is an inappropriate thread. These players are human beings too. You can't just say stuff like that. Absolutely no way I am going to answer this question.


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    Acad23 Well-Known Member

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    Thanks 81...

    Even the imaginary swift kick to his nuts makes me smile...:)
     
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  10. KurtTheJetsFan

    KurtTheJetsFan Well-Known Member

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    Since Bellichick & Fitzpatrick were already chosen ill go Jason Taylor.If coach id go Charlie Weiss
     
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    Mark Gastineau for causing the Jets to lose to Cleveland due to his late hit.

    Mark Sanchez just because.

    Aaron Glenn for falling for the fake spike, especially after he was warned by his coaches.

    Brett Favre for continuing to play in 2008 just so he could keep his consecutive streak of games starting alive when he knew he couldn't play for spit due to his arm.
     
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    ET...Eric Tomlinson. I just need to



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    I don’t know about a kick to the balls but if I could pick one play - or should I say the worst play - as a Jets fan it would come down to Aaron Glenn’s fake spike for a regular season game.

    For a post season game it has to be Victor Green biting on Elway’s fake in the 1998 championship game. That turned the tide the Jets were up 10-0 midway through the 3rd quarter. Had they hung on there’s no way they lose to the Falcons in the SB.

    Wayne Hunter ( allowing Sanchez to get blind sided in the 2010 championship game ) and Rodney Poole ( dropping a pick six ) in the same game which would have turned the tide in the Jets favor would both tie in a distant second place . I don’t think the Jets would have beaten GB in that SB.
     
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    I’m going Revis....hear me out. Yes, he is one of my all time favorite players but between all the goddam contract drama, holdouts, WINNING A SUPER BOWL WITH THE FUC**ING PATRIOTS, complete choke job with playoffs on line vs. Sammy Watkins then just flat out giving no effort week after week at the end....yeah, I’d kick him square in the balls and feel quite good about it.
     
  15. Leicester Jet

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    Vernon Gholston for wasting our pick and being a total bust
     
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  16. Hackenberg

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    Gasp, how dare you!
    I don't even stoop to such childishness.

    The phrase- kick in the balls - is far too white trash for me.
     
  17. Jets81

    Jets81 Well-Known Member

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    Shut the fuck up you asshole.
     
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  18. Hackenberg

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    The Dark knight is a street fighter. He really shouldn't take that out of his fight tactics
     
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  19. Hackenberg

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    Do you understand sarcasm/humor on any level at all?
    ...I've never called anyone an ass hole here either. :)
     
  20. Jets81

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    You insinuated I was white trash. I called you an asshole. It shouldn’t be this complicated, even for you.
     
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