Hehe. . . Right. We sometimes forget how cool you are. Any advance warning for tomorrow's I'm-Real-Cool Post Du'jour? We all eagerly await the next brilliant installment. Try to fit it in between wiping down the tables at your imaginary bar, and placing imaginary bets with imaginary bookies. (But, pssst, here's a hint - learn a little more terminology so you can fake these things better.)
Look at how many post I have compared to what you have and tell me again who needs the attention?or should I say life.
