Hypothetical f*cked up question for the Jets fan base

Wait - you mean to tell me that you think Gholston isn't already on roids?

 

Vernon Gholston is the Jamarcus Russell of defense

 

two things could result from him taking drugs;

first, he might build up some roids aggression and finally show something on the field

second, he would get caught and suspended which would give the Jets all they need to finally cut him and maybe a chance to recoup some money too

 

He will feel pretty embarassed when he tests positive for steroids and still has 0 sacks.

 

I am just curious.......... What has Gholston performed that can be enhanced?

 

I think Gholston took roids in college, and then quit before he hit the NFL. Which fucked with him tremendously. Look at Shawn Merriman. I mean that guy was a great player(tons times better than VG).

dunno rex should just get the needle, and shoot this guy up.

 

Gholston takes 'roids = Gholston gets suspended 4 games = Jets save 4 games worth of Gholston's paycheque

 

I forgot to add....... I like beer.

 

With or without roids, he's shit.

 

does anyone think there is any roid gholston could take that would lead to him actually getting a sack?

 

At least he wouldn't have to worry about shrinking testicles.

 

Do they make anger pills?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCMAsu_xzHU

 

you don't get the hype because apparently the concept of performance enhancing drug is too complex for you. difference between performance enhancing drug and performance enabling substance.

this just too stupid to not reply to.

 

If they want him to play 3-4 end, he'd have to gain ~25 lbs so I hope he roids the fuck up. Worst case he gets suspended and we're without a useless body for 4 weeks

 

i could never say it was ok to take any kind of performance enhancers. it amazes me how much the sports public just doesnt care what these guys do to themselves.

there is no shame anymore.

there also is no love for the game or the players who play it. just greed and win win win at all costs attitudes from guys who have nothing to lose but money.

 

If Gholston took roids he would be a pumped up BITCH! He needs to get Cut he is a BUST!

 

Gholston probably took the juice in college. Why not do it again.

 

Split? How could you possibly be split on this? The hypothetical is basically Ghlolston producing. And if he gets caught? Well he would basically be as much use for 4 games as he has been for 2 years, the only difference being that he is UNPAID for 4 games. Win-win.

Here you go, Vernon.

 

We're going over hypotheticals of Gholston's only success coming from the use of PEDs. Why are we still rooting for this pick to succeed when it's obvious that he is the biggest bust of Tannenbaum's still very young career as a GM. Just get this bum off of the roster already, bite the bullet financially and save money for when the important, actually producing players need to get paid.

 

I wonder if Rex has considered this.