How to beat 1 Gronkowski...?

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  1. joe

    joe Well-Known Member

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    Gronkowski, moonlighting weekdays as Jesus Montero.
     
    #81 joe, Sep 8, 2011
  2. MadBacker Prime

    MadBacker Prime THE Dead Rabbit

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    The only time we'll have a bad season is when we're playing the brothers Gronk. Honestly, we can't even contain Gronk 1, how do you suppose we deal with Gronk 2?

    So with that logic brings us to 14-2, unless we have Gronkovers from playing them which result in losses the week after we play the Gronk's. So that brings us to 12-4, nowhere near a bad season.

    Gronk's already earned a bye all the way until the 2nd half of the Super Bowl. The NFC team will be spotted 90 points just to make the 3rd quarter worth watching.

    I've ordered a Jet Gronk jersey now 3 years in a row just hoping that I get picked up by the Seahawks at first but ultimately end up in NE.

    Word on the street is in the 3rd quarter that they'll grace the field with, they will take to the field with Gronk's only. Score after the 3rd will be 358 to 90. In the 4th they start deducting points for not having a Gronk, ( this is a new rule specified in the CBA)


    God I hope you're getting this now. To prove you're loyal to Gronk, you must convince 8 more Jet fans of their greatness. Tyia.
     
    #82 MadBacker Prime, Sep 8, 2011
  3. Mambo9

    Mambo9 Well-Known Member

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    I thought the Gronkowski's didn't play football... football plays Gronkowski.
     
    #83 Mambo9, Sep 8, 2011
  4. MikeDevito

    MikeDevito Active Member

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    Instead of Thing 1 and Thing 2 T-Shirts, Gronkowski has Gronk 1 and Gronk 1a T-shirts
     
    #84 MikeDevito, Sep 8, 2011
  5. inSANITy

    inSANITy Banned

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    Lawl



    (filler)
     
    #85 inSANITy, Sep 8, 2011
  6. inSANITy

    inSANITy Banned

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    Gronkowski is so good at football he can make Chad Henne an elite quarterback
     
    #86 inSANITy, Sep 8, 2011
  7. colleen74

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    Gronkowski Christ... you are right!!! What was I thinking??? I hope I haven't angered him. Should I try paying penanace by saying 3 Hail Bradys?
     
    #87 colleen74, Sep 8, 2011
  8. MikeDevito

    MikeDevito Active Member

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    or an Our Gronkowski works
     
    #88 MikeDevito, Sep 8, 2011
  9. inSANITy

    inSANITy Banned

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    Gronkowski made kate upton
     
    #89 inSANITy, Sep 8, 2011
  10. Miamipuck

    Miamipuck New Member

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    Now this is blasphemy.......
     
    #90 Miamipuck, Sep 8, 2011
  11. inSANITy

    inSANITy Banned

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    And now he wants to fuck her


    (google gronkowski kate upton)
     
    #91 inSANITy, Sep 8, 2011
  12. JetsFan...NOT!

    JetsFan...NOT! Banned

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    This is without a doubt the best entertaining thread in the universe! Long live the Gronks!
     
    #92 JetsFan...NOT!, Sep 8, 2011
  13. BadgerOnLSD

    BadgerOnLSD Banned

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    Awesome, I've been looking for this.
     
    #93 BadgerOnLSD, Sep 8, 2011
  14. James Calvin

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    "JetsFan...NOT!"

    I'm guessing you are a Wayne's World fan?
     
    #94 James Calvin, Sep 8, 2011
  15. DimsAllmighty

    DimsAllmighty Well-Known Member

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    One Gronk to rule them alll!
     
    #95 DimsAllmighty, Sep 8, 2011
  16. MadBacker Prime

    MadBacker Prime THE Dead Rabbit

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    JETZJETZJETZ must be going GRONKERS.
     
    #96 MadBacker Prime, Sep 8, 2011
  17. CONN-JET.2.0.3.

    CONN-JET.2.0.3. Active Member

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    it makes so much sense now!!!
     
    #97 CONN-JET.2.0.3., Sep 8, 2011
  18. Jetzz

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    The Gronkowski bit is too funny.... this morning on the radio here in New England one of the guys on the morning show was spoofing on the We Are Family song.. singing "I got all my gronkowski's with me".
     
    #98 Jetzz, Sep 8, 2011
  19. inSANITy

    inSANITy Banned

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    I like all these new people thinking they know what the hell we are talking about.
     
    #99 inSANITy, Sep 8, 2011
  20. GoPats

    GoPats Well-Known Member

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    Get the Gronk outta here MBP!

    You must be Gronkin' to Gronk some Gronk like that Gronk.

    Gronk.
     
    #100 GoPats, Sep 9, 2011
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