Hope Solo and the domestic violence case no one is talking about

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  1. GordonGecko

    GordonGecko Well-Known Member

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    I definitely like women with curves and meat on their bones, but look at those pics up there, Solo is freaking hot
     
  2. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Are you looking for a woman with roast beef meat curtains mashed into her cleft?
     
  3. GordonGecko

    GordonGecko Well-Known Member

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    love the beef curtains!
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    You need to live in San Antonio. Most women give birth in their early teens. Floppy poontang galore.
     
  5. GordonGecko

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    haha, that's actually a bunch of BS btw. Most women aren't born to have perfect little pussies in adulthood, they don't get the hanging beef curtains from sex or childbirth, that's just the way their genes made them. Who cares anyways, I'm down with all varieties
     
  6. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Push a 9 pound child out of your mouth and see what happens to your face.
     
  7. GordonGecko

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    "Imagine a hand towel stuffed inside a thick sock squeezed by two hands. The sock is the vagina."

    Lmfaoooo
     
  9. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Interesting that this information comes from "Psychology Today". And doesn't actually name any medical sources.

    Have you, personally, ever seen a woman's vagina before and after natural childbirth? I have to admit that I have only personally seen that difference 3 times in my life, but in those experiences, it is very fucking noticeable.
     
  10. 74

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    "Most women require at least 30 minutes of sensuality—kissing, hugging, and mutual massage for their vaginas to relax enough to allow the penis to slide in comfortably."

    Lol wtf is this the notebook give me two minutes and I'll have her ready for the best ten seconds of her life
     
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    He doesn't need sources b/c he lives in San Fransusco with his wife, a family physician, and their 2 children, who after giving birth to she performed 10 sets of kegels per day for 8 months
     
  12. JStokes

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    Maybe they didn't do such a good job stitching up the episiotomy.

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  13. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Dang midwife was drunk.
     
  14. joe

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    She couldn't mend straight? ....sorry..



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    Photoshop - tricking dudes into jerking it to cartoons without knowing it since 1989.
     
  16. Umphpool

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    lmao !!!! Thats good, dying here
     
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