Hopefully after #8 he starts to wise up. Maybe leave a giant bottle of Vitamin C and a wire hanger on the bedside table when he sneaks out at 3 AM.
(I'm trying this one more time in a Thread where I know there's some activity... My friend is trying to sign up for TGG right now (he uses Yahoo email), and he says that it won't allow a free email service. Any ideas? Anyone? Bueller?)