If Texas seceded, all of your troubles would be over! That is really annoying, though. I hardly ever have more than $5 in my wallet. Sometimes I think I should start sewing my money into my mattress like my barber Grandpa did right before the Great Crash of 1929, ha.
I was thinking about strippers the other day in the 1980s we used to throw $1 bills up at the stage and yet in 2024 we still throw $1 bills. But with inflation the $1 is worth a lot less. So they are doing the same work for half the price these days
Thank you, you helped with my self esteem! All this time I thought it was because I am ugly. But maybe I'm not ugly, just cheap. I am not throwing $20s up on that stage though, possibly $5s if shes hot enough
