Giants Football is Looking For a Heartbeat

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  1. Learn To Swim

    Learn To Swim 2008 Nightowltom "Best Non-Jets Poster" Award Winn

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    I've been standing by the fire
    but I just can't feel the heat.
    Heartbeat - I'm looking for a heartbeat
    Heartbeat - I'm looking for a heartbeat
    beating like mine.


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    If there was ever a time for this group-a shlubs, bums, and nincompoops to wake the bloody hell up and play some football, well, I'd say this is it. Somehow, these idjits have hauled their sorry asses into the postseason, and now we got Fabulous Jeff Garcia and the freakin' Birds in our way.

    4 PM. Let's do this shit.

    Y'gotta establish the fudgin' run and DON'T QUIT ON IT (buh bye, Huff). Eli's gotta get the pink and frillies out of his asscrack and start stepping into his passes. Burress needs to...uh...not be a nancy bitch.

    And defense. Please. Contain Garcia. I know he's hard to wrap up with all the moisturizer he coats himself in (it makes him feel beautiful, y'know), but come on, boys.
     
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  2. Cakes

    Cakes Mr. Knowledge 2010

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    Eagles 31, Giants 13

    That's my pick. Looking to go 4-0 with my playoff picks.
     
  3. jetsaholic1094

    jetsaholic1094 New Member

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    Although I'd sorta feel bad for you, LTS, if the Giants lost, it would make the Jets loss somewhat less disheartening for me.
     
  4. GreyhoundJet

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    I don't want to hear anything from Giants fans tomorrow and I am partly an Eagles fan cause my whole family is so GO EAGLES!!
     
  5. Learn To Swim

    Learn To Swim 2008 Nightowltom "Best Non-Jets Poster" Award Winn

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    Yeah, I figure to get a lot of that today.

    Although it's a lot better than the shitstorm I would've gotten if the Jets won and Giants lose.
     
  6. macbk

    macbk Well-Known Member

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    I hope the Eagles destroy the Giants. Like, DESTROY them.
     
  7. statjeff22

    statjeff22 2008 Green Guy "Most Knowledgeable" Award Winner

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    Just remember, LTS, two weeks ago you said that you hoped the Giants wouldn't make the playoffs, so you're honor-bound to root against them today. :wink:
     
  8. Learn To Swim

    Learn To Swim 2008 Nightowltom "Best Non-Jets Poster" Award Winn

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    Hey now, I said I wouldn't watch if they made it as a 7-9 team and that I almost wanted them to miss it to save from embarrassment, but that doesn't mean I won't be pulling hard for my boys.

    Here we gooooooooooooooooooo!

    Sinorice on KR duties today. Nice.


    Diehl starts the game with a false start on the first play. NOW it's Giants football, baby!
     
  9. Learn To Swim

    Learn To Swim 2008 Nightowltom "Best Non-Jets Poster" Award Winn

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    Holy crap Burress with an awesome catch over Sheppard's head.

    Manning threw a bullet there.
     
  10. jetsaholic1094

    jetsaholic1094 New Member

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    That's pretty much the main reason I want the Giants to lose. I know my Giants buddies will be sure to rub my face in it, if they move on and the Jets don't. I don't think I could take that...I'd have to kill somebody.
     
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    jetsaholic1094 New Member

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    Well shit, he just bulldozed his way for the first down. He should been stopped at the LOS.
     
  12. Learn To Swim

    Learn To Swim 2008 Nightowltom "Best Non-Jets Poster" Award Winn

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    Lorenzen is a monster on QB sneak. It's like tackling a whale.
     
  13. PleaseWinSuperBowlJets

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    TD Plaxico Burress.
     
  14. Learn To Swim

    Learn To Swim 2008 Nightowltom "Best Non-Jets Poster" Award Winn

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    Manning!

    Burress!

    TOUCHDOWN GIANTS!
     
  15. Murrell2878

    Murrell2878 Lets go JETS!
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    Good play there by the Giants. Touchdown!
     
  16. fggrimes

    fggrimes Well-Known Member

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    Plexiglass with a nice catch....

    Then the requisite flexing and preening afterwards.

    What a turd.
     
  17. Twombles

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    How much do you like the Giants? They're like the NFC version of the Patriots but they dont have the wins or the players
     
  18. Cakes

    Cakes Mr. Knowledge 2010

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    I'd say a manatee, m'self. Or maybe a greased razorback hog.
     
  19. Learn To Swim

    Learn To Swim 2008 Nightowltom "Best Non-Jets Poster" Award Winn

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    Yeah, what kind of fucker celebrates after a touchdown. You never see that in the NFL. Cut his ass.
     
  20. 3rdAnd15Draw

    3rdAnd15Draw Well-Known Member

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    I can't even deal with this game thread today. If the Giants win I'm going to murder someone.
     

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