Gardner Minshew don't give a fuck. Fuck gives Gardner. Gardner Minshew once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes. Gardner Minshew can leave the door open at night cause no one messes with Gardner Minshew Gardner Minshew once won The Indianapolis 500 while driving bulldozer in reverse.
Ahh the jinx play, an absolute classic! I'm playing Kmet in my fantasy championship this week so at least we know he won't do anything.
He once hit a deer with his car then nursed it back to health...This small act lead him to starting "The Minshew Academy" where he takes in all types of injured and abused animals.He recently took in a group of beaten unprepared over confident Bears.