Fireman Ed gone, but he still roots for J-E-T-S

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  1. Footballgod214

    Footballgod214 Well-Known Member

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    How do you get four little old ladies to yell "FUCK!!!!!"???




    Have a fifth one yell "BINGO!!!!!"
     
  2. No Fly Zone

    No Fly Zone Well-Known Member

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    Those were the days. I was in 320 at the old stadium... the new stadium just doesn't have the same vibe.. even when Ed was leading it. They ruined a perfectly good stadium for a tin can with zero personality.
     
  3. No Fly Zone

    No Fly Zone Well-Known Member

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    I thought it was a joke.. they guy tried to be a celeb with how he dressed but no one really gave him any respect because he looked like a douche. I still think my idea of having a member of the flight crew leading the chant from the field is best. You KNOW people will pay attention to a pretty face on the screen ; )
     
  4. Ralebird

    Ralebird Well-Known Member

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    Did he take your lunch money in middle school or your wife last year?
     
  5. slimjasi

    slimjasi Well-Known Member

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    One of those things seems drastically worse than the other. Strange question.

    And fuck Fireman Ed.
     
  6. Longsuffering88

    Longsuffering88 Well-Known Member

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    TLDR

    Just do it like the Cubs do 7th inning stretch. Zoom the camera into a celeb, cheerleader, wild fan, or any other ringleader to go through the gyrations.

    Shush the crowd..... Get all serious...........pump the fists and do the chant as the letters come up...

    Over time, it'll be an honor to lead the chant

    Hahah
     
  7. Ralebird

    Ralebird Well-Known Member

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    He must have taken your lunch money...and your wife.
     
  8. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 2018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    My wife fucked fireman Ed. Apparently his pussy was sloppy and loose. The term "roast beef sandwich" came up more than once.
     
  9. JStokes

    JStokes Well-Known Member

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    I sense a disconnect between those two statements.

    _
     
  10. slimjasi

    slimjasi Well-Known Member

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    Or, it's that I don't give two flying fucks about celebrity fans and wish we didn't waste valuable time talking about them. Either one, really.
     
  11. Ralebird

    Ralebird Well-Known Member

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    You do realize that there is a significant difference between someone who doesn't "give two flying fucks" and someone who is aggressively antagonistic, don't you? Looks like you care more than you're letting on.
     
  12. slimjasi

    slimjasi Well-Known Member

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    You do realize that the word "fuck" has a plethora of uses in contemporary American vernacular, right? For your information, I often use the word "fuck" with little or no true emotion/care behind it. Looks like you are reaching.
     
  13. LongIslandBlitz

    LongIslandBlitz Well-Known Member

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    So your saying your wife has a hairy dick?intresting to say the least......Don't Worry I won't judge you
     
  14. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 2018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Don't worry, you aren't qualified.
     
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