FBI Investigating Hildabeast

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  1. Sundayjack

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    Discredit? You're out of your mind. If Hillary came out all free and dykey tomorrow, she'd actually GAIN votes. People might be a little antsy at first, on account of her, y'know, truth problem. Again. But that's who she is. It's as Hillary as blond hair and and a fluffy pelt (which you know she has) . But it would be the first really authentic statement she's ever given. Plus, we know Bill wouldn't care one bit. Matter of fact, I think Clinton supporters would appreciate that they no longer need to pretend.

    You call these dirty rumors; I call them missed opportunity.
     
  2. Sundayjack

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    Think she has false teeth? Drinkers often do. Imagine her losing an upper plate in Cheryl Mills' ass. Oh, man! I'm almost ready to vote for her myself.
     
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    I have warned you before - you're not nearly as funny as you think you are.
     
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    As for my own views, what lesbians do in their personal lives is up to them. But this faux admiration of them by allegedly heterosexual males, and I do use the term allegedly advisedly, ignores what it is that makes the difference between lesbians and straight women.

    A lesbian prefers munching the rug to taking the poll. What is so great about that?

    And despite all these really immature fantasies of interrupting two girls going at it and having them both start screaming for cock, the only available stats on frequency of heterosexual activity by professed lesbians is that about 1% of them and no more have had straight sex in the entire previous year. That includes women who probably are having such sex for reasons other than pleasure. So that fantasy is based on nothing.

    I prefer women who love to fuck to lesbians. I guess that makes me different than some around here.
     
  5. Sundayjack

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    You do so much important work around here shaking rulers at people and scowling as the only adult in the room. I get such a warm feeling seeing you at work. You're an important safety net. Like welfare for unmarried fat whores. Or, the college burger bar.
     
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    I do my best to supplement all the important work you do around here.
     
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  7. Sundayjack

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    No no, I'm with you. You're doing god's work.
     
  8. NotSatoshiNakamoto

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    Obviously you haven't found pornhub
     
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    Boo hoo boo hoo.

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  10. JStokes

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    I'm not sure why being a lesbian is something to deny or discredit.

    It's a beautiful thing.

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  11. BrowningNagle

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    I agree if Hillary came out as a lesbian I would have a newfound respect for her. She wouldn't even be the first lesbian first lady/president anyway. Eleanor Roosevelt basically ran this country while her husband had a foot in the grave and the ladies used to say she was "well hung..." ie... she had big fingers
     
  12. Big Blocker

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    No one should be the least bit surprised that men (such as yourself) who have no interest in having sex with women think that women who don't like having sex with men are better than those who do. It fits with that loneliness thing.
     
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    It would be refreshing for a candidate to do something like that.

    Besides, eating pussy is one of life's great singular pleasures, that she still gets to hit from the red tees is just unfair.

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    I'm Caitlyn Jenner, and I approve this message.
     
  15. Sundayjack

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    Hehe. The loneliness thing. That's my new internet favorite. I mean, after more lesbians.
     
  16. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    See? This is proof that the ignore function is ineffective. The most outspoken proponent of Ignore can't even read my posts, and he still spews windy paragraphs full of anger and impotence about those posts of mine he can't read.

    Might as well disable the Ignore function. It clearly doesn't work.
     
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    I just took an informal poll. By a landslide - 5 to 0 - Hillary recast as a lesbian sells. Yuge! And the additional point was made that it would do wonders for the vagina vote. She could play up the narrative that women for years had to use their husbands for social status, but she wanted to break that mold and toss aside 40+ years of hiding. She picks up points also for being a loyal soldier and keeping a secret for the good of the country.

    Yuge, I'm telling ya.
     
  18. Sundayjack

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    That's the best part. Plus, people who click the *ignore* button are forever announcing the posters they ignore. Lousy as a censoring tool, but works miraculously as a pussy identifier.
     
  19. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Our labial friend Blocker doesn't just annouce he uses ignore. He rocks "Ignore Lyfe" in ink across his abs. Or flabs, in this case.
     
  20. JStokes

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    Test.

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