Everything Jameis (Charges) Sex assault/ Crab Legs/ Vulgar Comments / Alleged Point Shaving

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  1. joe

    joe Well-Known Member

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    He could've bought a Red Lobster franchise and enjoyed their "all you can eat crab legs" special for life. What a dumbbell.
     
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    Revis needed to put food on the table. Winston is just doing the same.
     
  3. VanderbiltJets

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    Read the tweets by FSU basketball player Marquez White about the incident. Apparently FSU was only feeding players one meal a day during exam week.
     
  4. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 2018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Maybe he doesn't like crab legs that have been streamed to the point of petrification. Btw yeah I did get your email.
     
  5. MaximusD163

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    I call bullshit. 1:He's the most recent Heisman winner and BCS champion, FSU is not letting him go hungry. 2: If he was genuinely hungry he'd shoplift something low key, not f***ing crablegs
     
  6. The Waterboy

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    And this is why I don't want my kids to get a scholarship, yeah you might get a free education but damn if I am only letting my kids eat once a day.

    Oh wait, they could have had a couple of meals with the $750 a month stipend they get. Never mind.

    Edit: Edited to add that a good portion of the team probably is eligible and received a Pell Grant of $5,500 a year. The stipend plus the grant works out to over $1200/month.
     
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    As Ed Norton would have said, "What a maroon".
     
  8. The Waterboy

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    He just needs to learn.

    An old trick we used to use at Pathmark. You go to the seafood counter and order the 5 lbs of jumbo shrimp (or crab legs if you are Jameis) you really want, you also order a pound of the cheapest item they have. You take them both and walk to another aisle, take the sticker off the $5 item and stick it on the shrimp bag while removing the original shrimp price sticker and go pay $5 for 5 lbs. of jumbo shrimp.

    Of course you can also take it a step further and stick that other seafood item where no one will find it for weeks, letting the smell permeate the whole store.

    Heat a little taragon and garlic with the butter and you are good to go
     
  9. abyzmul

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    And a strand or two of saffron.
     
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    If he stole saffron that'd almost be a felony.

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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 2018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    And worth the prison time.
     
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    LOL! the editor of a magazine I do design work for is an FSU alum (and a huge rah-rah homer sports fan)....... I'm gonna have some fun with this
     
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    I guard the saffron I brought back from Spain more dearly than my TV.

    Hahahahaaaa. Outstanding.

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  16. joe

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    "I'm just mad about Saffron, she's just mad about me…they call me Mellow Yellow (quite rightly)…"
     
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    Bitch stole my crab legs
     
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA. GREAT STUFF
     
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