Emmitt Smith's 2008 Mock Draft

TGG doesn't speak satire.

 

Come on guys its a joke, and a funny one at that.. That's a solid piece.

Do you really think a person like Emmitt Smith (Or anyone) would have a player going 3 times in a serious mock draft?

 

I lawl'd.

Like this: :rofl:

 

Emmit Kelly's mock drafty

Yeah, I can't believe anyone thought this mock draft was for real.
Unless they are all trying to be funny too.
Is NFL commentary so stupid that people can't tell the diff between a joke and a mock?

 

:rofl: :lol:

even better because Emmitt went to University of Florida.

 

HOLY SHIT, HOW DO YOU NOT REALIZE THIS IS A JOKE?????!!!!!!!

This has got to be the funniest thing I've ever read, EVER. Whoever wrote this, he deserves a freakin' Pulitzer. They've got Emmitt down perfectly: "Has..Have has had..." "A couple of months, or a couple of years to be more precise" and "...so to speak."

Here are the top five new additions to the English language:

1) "misunderstatement"
2) "illuvrious"
3) "devastationed"
4) "Irishland"
5) "nonfortunately"

But definitely my favorite line is: "He have agility - agility is the same thing as speed but different spellings."

:rofl::grin::rofl::rofl:

This piece was slightly, JUST SLIGHTLY more funny than the fact that about two dozen New Yorkers/New Jersians found relevant commentary to be debated in this mock draft.

 

Lifetime ban, you're an idiot.

 

Lifetime ban, you're an idiot.

 

Lifetime ban, you're an idiot.

 

IDIOT!! BAN!!!

 

I still like the people pointing out the mistakes.

Tim Tebow isn't eligible for the draft! Matt Ryan got drafted several times!

No way. Really?

 

JCotchrocket, you're mean. That article wasn't blatantly satirical...

 

Unlike this quote? :grin:

 

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot ??????