EBOLA VIRUS...coming to a town near you!

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  1. Faux machine

    Faux machine Well-Known Member

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    I honestly can't blame someone for running to America for help if they think they have ebola. I sure as hell would. I am wondering though, why aren't more of them getting off the plane in Europe for help?
     
  2. Br4d

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    Liberia and the US have a connection. There's a substantial community of people with roots in Liberia in the US. That's because Liberia was founded as a haven for freed American slaves. The capital isn't called Monrovia because it's catchy. it's called Monrovia because James Monroe was the President at the time that Liberia was founded.

    It's called Liberia in honor of Liberty. It's the only country in Africa founded by US colonization.
     
  3. Barry the Baptist

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    They're saying the Liberian asshat who brought Ebola here died......on the bright side he won't be infecting everyone else. The bad news is we'll have to wait to see how many people he may have infected.
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    But he can only infect people who have an open wound that he accidentally vomits on.

    Where's the worry?
     
  5. deathstar

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    I guess they will incinerate his body?
     
  6. NotSatoshiNakamoto

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    they should let it marinate a few days and drop it on an isis compound in syria
     
  7. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    They should put it in a piss trough in one of the bathrooms at Sun Life Stadium.

    Since it's totally harmless.

    Then again, deathtard has probably never been there.
     
  8. Umphpool

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    Ebola just claimed its first US life in Dallas
     
  9. Br4d

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    The guy apparently told the admitting nurse at the ER that he had been in Liberia and had symptoms that made him concerned given the Ebola outbreak there. She sent him home with antibiotics. That's really bad management at the hospital. They should have had every staffer there listening hard for Liberia, West Africa and Ebola and quarantining anybody who showed up. He was admitted a couple of days later when he showed up with hemorrhagic symptoms. I guess having blood coming out of his body broke through the stupidity barrier at the ER.
     
  10. joe

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    necros in Big D should lay low for now
     
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    Can't blame him one bit for coming here. He should of been treated here when he first reached out for help. Did he ever say how he got the virus?
     
  12. BobbyGM8000

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    Maybe they should lock that country down and keep everybody out of this country to stop it from spreading. Fuckin assholes
     
  13. 74

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    Is he a conspiracy theorist or are you a coincidence theorist?
     
  14. Greenday4537

    Greenday4537 Well-Known Member

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    He should have told someone he came in physical contact with a body that had ebola.
     
  15. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    He's more of a street sweeper theorist.
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    He must have had patient zero ejaculate into his butthole accidentally. No other way to explain it.
     
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  19. NotSatoshiNakamoto

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    here's a fun thought. the symptoms are described as "flu like" and our hospital workers are obviously not well trained in identifying this shit.

    flu season is right around the corner
     
  20. BobbyGM8000

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    How the fuck do you catch it?
     

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