The only thing stranger than wearing socks to bed is doing it sometimes. Do you sometimes wear a furr coat to bed too? Jeez.
Been sleeping with socks on for 40 years. Fuck the haters. Your cold feet are ugly anyway, cover them up
Speaking of Winter, I detest a hot house. It's like an icebox in here from late October until it warms up outside. No, I'm not turning up the heat for you and making my oil bill go up. Wear a fckn sweater. And don't touch that thermostat when you think I'm not looking. I know when it's 64 degrees in here, dumbass. I keep the house cold and I pile on the blankets. After the initial body shock of getting into a bed that's colder than a cryo lab, you get naturally toasty. Except for your feet . . . SOMETIMES. I have a propane fired enamel on cast iron "wood" stove in my Studio that really cranks. The flames look very real as far as that goes. It does get super cold in there in the Winter time, so usually what I do is, I warm up the place and when it gets to be too much, I turn it off and it stays comfortable for hours. If it starts to get cold again I turn it back on, but no, I never leave the pilot line on when I close up. Who the hell does that? Lazy slobs, that's who. You know why? Heaven forbid you have to bend down the next time to prime it. IT TAKES 15 SECONDS. Nah, I'll just leave the pilot light on and continuously burn propane when I'm not even in there because I'm a lazy bastard. "You" know who you are. I swear I would kill some of the people in here.
Okay, so, I'm no plumber mind you, but isn't the whole point of a pilot light to make sure you're not inadvertently pumping uncombusted fuel into your basement?
It's not in my basement. It's in my Studio, seperate building, dedicated propane tank outside, direct vent through the wall. I bought the stove on clearance (floor model) and got a $3,200 stove for $1,750, brand new, perfect working condition, all warranties applicable. How does the little birdy go? Cheap, cheap, cheap! When Winter comes, I'll take a picture of my stocking feet getting my toes all toasty in front of it and spam you with it. I have so many pairs of monkey socks and sock monkey socks, it'll be so hard to choose! I'll just send them all, then. Probably 20 or so. After a really bad Jets loss. In December. With playoff implications.
