Deshaun Watson Mega Thread (Volume 3)

Discussion in 'National Football League' started by Brook!, Feb 5, 2021.

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What would you give up for Watson?

  1. #2 pick in 2021 Draft Only

    7.9%
  2. #2 pick plus another 1st Rounder

    24.6%
  3. #2 pick plus 2 other 1st Rounders

    34.1%
  4. #2 pick plus 3 other 1st Rounders

    5.6%
  5. To Hell with Watson. Stay put

    27.8%
  1. HomeoftheJets

    HomeoftheJets Well-Known Member

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    Yup that's my point, I don't think the Texans are behind this (unless they're trying to make Jed York's vindictiveness against Jim Harbaugh look like child's play).
     
  2. Pepsiguy5

    Pepsiguy5 Well-Known Member

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    I'm going to completely come clean and just admit I lol'd at this.

    And I kind of like Tebow.
     
  3. JetBlue

    JetBlue Well-Known Member

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    Always tryin' to hold the man down when he just wants to get up and release!
     
  4. Borat

    Borat Well-Known Member

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    Fine theory. Here is another one, which is inline with yours.

    Deshaun has a hobby of getting happy end massages with hand relief a la Bob Kraft, but in the privacy of his house. He pays handsomely for his hobby to Stormy Daniels like masseuses who are happy to make a good buck. An Avenatti 2.0 gets a wind of this and concocts a plan to make a few bucks, finding these Stormys and presenting them with the opportunity to make much more than Deshaun already paid them for their services. Avenatti then gets a hold of Watson, who tells him to shove the case up his anus and he already paid Stormys for their work, causing him to go public. More Stormys jump on to make an extra buck...

    Then Dashaun does not get traded to the Jets and Jets draft Zach Wilson to be their FQB.
     
  5. GQMartin

    GQMartin Go 'Cuse

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    They are talking about 20 plaintiffs now. Watson better have good legal counsel.
     
  6. MoWilkBeast

    MoWilkBeast Well-Known Member

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    270 pages into this thread and who saw this being the way it played out. It's like Lost without the predictable ending.
     
  7. Jonathan_Vilma

    Jonathan_Vilma Well-Known Member

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    I don't think we're that far away from reports of racism that runs rampant through the Texans organization.
     
    REVISion and ouchy like this.
  8. Jonathan_Vilma

    Jonathan_Vilma Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG]

    I imagine he's still practicing.
     
  9. BroadwayAaron

    BroadwayAaron Well-Known Member

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    Personally I’m shocked that the nutjob lawyer with a history of publicity stunts lied.
     
  10. Jonathan_Vilma

    Jonathan_Vilma Well-Known Member

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    What's the history of publicity stunts?
     
  11. JetBlue

    JetBlue Well-Known Member

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    are we now back to believing the police? I can't keep up with the constantly shifting rules.
     
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  12. HomeoftheJets

    HomeoftheJets Well-Known Member

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    Where's Manish when you need him?
     
  13. Red Menace

    Red Menace Well-Known Member

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    There are quotes saying this is being done by “Texans to keep Watson in line”

    Holy hell this has elevated into Elvis still alive, Jimmy Hoffas is buried in Giants Stadium, Area 51 extreme!

    It’s not even in the initial stages of a police investigation yet, law enforcement officials are still exchanging contact information......o_O
     
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  14. hornblower

    hornblower Well-Known Member

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    Not any concern for the Jets. He wasn't coming here anyway in spite of media talk and fan fantasy.
     
  15. JetBlue

    JetBlue Well-Known Member

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    McNair must have just watched the Dark Knight Rises and been inspired by Bane's plane stunt to pull off a stupidly organized scheme.
     
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    BroadwayAaron Well-Known Member

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    Borat Well-Known Member

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    No happy end with these Watson massages. oh wait...
     
  18. Red Menace

    Red Menace Well-Known Member

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    Hell of a movie!
     
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  19. Red Menace

    Red Menace Well-Known Member

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    Usual Suspects with Kaiser Soze, I don’t think anyone saw that coming!
     
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  20. patleahy

    patleahy Well-Known Member

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    Back when I was in that barbershop quartet in Skokie, IL....
     
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