Death Pool 2016

Yeah, Douglas may be a low margin player. Fox is probably too rich to die yet vs. a regular guy who can't afford top treatment.

 

LOL yea she was a fuckin mess for a while.

 

Suge Knight just added value by claiming Diddy is responsible for Tupac buying the farm. Probably makes the target Suge's been just a bit larger.

 

Both could be the "early bird special" points though.

 

I'd have to say I'd be disappointed if Cameron Douglas outlives Grandpa Kirk

 

Lol I thought Castro was dead already.

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I was gonna pick Mick over Pope XVI but I would feel bad if Mick died...seems like a good dude.

 

You were thinking of Dan Haggerty. He played Castro on TV

 

I have him in a freezer out back, been waiting for this moment to roll him out.

 

Loved his granola line.

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Is someone (hint: not me) going to do a draft board by team so we can all grade them?

I know it usually takes three years to grade a draft but I'm pretty sure we could definitively figure this one out in about 10 months.

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Finger Lickin' Good!

 

Dude that was Sal Carvel with Fudgie the Manatee.

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To quote Caitlyn: "Damn, you're good"

 

Crackhead Bob died from the Howard Stern show

 

Team Bellows
Courtney Love 51
Glen Campbell 80
Don Imus 75
Yoko Ono 82
Doris Day 91
Pele 75

The Waterboys
Stephen Hawking 74
Gene Wilder 82
Nancy Reagan 94
Angela "Big Ang" Raiola 55
Nick Stahl 36
Fidel Castro 89

Team NotSatoshiNakamoto
Mary Tyler Moore 79
Ozzy Osbourne 67
Charlie Sheen 50
George H.W. Bush 91
Sharon Osbourne 63
Don McLean 70

Team TNJet
Billy Graham 97
Burt Reynolds 79
Geno Smith 25
Miley Cyrus 23
John Madden 79
Jim Nabors 85

Team DownAndOut
Steven Patrick Morrissey 56
Former Toronto Mayor Rob Ford 46
Hamid Karzai 58
Rosie O'Donnell 53
Lamar Odom 36
Steve Avery 53

Team JStokes
Muhammad Ali 74
Buzz Aldrin 86
Bernie Madoff 77
Kim Jong-Un 32
Ron Jeremy 62
Willie Mays 84

Team Satan
Bret Hart 58
Corey Feldman 44
Martin Crowe 53
Rupert Murdoch 84
Bindi Irwin 17
Martin Bryant 48

Team flajetfan
Keith Richards 72
Bob Barker 92
Suge Knight 50
Hugh Hefner 89
Wilford Brimely 81
Charles Manson 81

Team Faux machine
OJ Simpson 68
William Shatner 84
Joey Feek 40
Jet Li 52
Harry "Mr. Fuji" Fujiwara 80
Jake "The Snake" Roberts 60

Team Ralebird
Jack Osbourne 30
Jerry Lewis 89
Jim Kelly 55
Rob Kardashian 28
Randy Travis 56
Liza Minnelli 69

Team Barry the Baptist
Tommy Chong 78
Valerie Harper 76
Lil Wayne 33
Jared Fogel 38
Bam Margera 36
Joe Jackson 87

Team MJK
Artie Lang 48
Jimmy Carter 91
Superfly Jimmy Snuka 72
Johnny Manziel 23
Bart Starr-82
Pope Benedict XVI 88

 

Ah shit. I didn't see Bellows picked Glen C. Changed my Glen C to Robson Gracie, same age.

 

Early grades by this guy:



Team Bellows C+

Team Waterboy B+

Team NSN C-

Team TNJet D+

Team DAO D

Team JStokes C-

Team Satan INC (I don't know half of who the fuck he picked)

Team Flajet B+

Team Faux B

Team Rale B-

Team Barry C

Team MJK B-

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Todd Todd Todd I disagree this guy has explosive diarrhea off the edge of the toilet and a blazing walker time, most versatile geezer in the hospice top 5 pick you'd be hard pressed to tell me otherwise.