What do you call a midget psychic on the lam? A small medium at large. re: grandma's poisonings (Henny Youngman): Two friends meet in Chicago. One says: "you look bad, what happened to you?" . Other says: "I just lost three wives in three months." First one says: "What happened?" Second one says: "First wife died from eating poisoned mushrooms." "How about the second wife?" "She died from eating poisoned mushrooms." "What happened to the third wife?" "Fractured skull.' "Fractured skull??" "Yeah, she wouldn't eat the poison mushrooms."
Jerry Lewis is not the least bit annoying in comparison to Jerry, The Annoying Nude Guy. A boor and a world class bore at the same time, an epic combination. Jerry is a classic example of the majority of nasty people who go to nude beaches. They parade around in all their nasty glory that no one wants to see in an arena that's acceptable, just so they can perve people under the radar. I've been at this a long time and I know that shit clear as day when I see it. I was so angry, I fucking called him on it. He played dumb, of course. Nude Yoga was the straw that broke the camel's back. Get the fuck out of my line of vision, Jerry, before I fucking kill you. That's the tip of the iceberg, and now I feel like I need a shot of Wild Turkey before noon just so I can get that horrible visual that haunts me to this day out of my mind. JESUS CHRIST, WHERE'S THE EYEWASH.
She didn't poison anyone. It was something that was talked about in hushed whispers about her family the generation before her in the old country (sounds like Transylvania, it was Sicily), and also here, in the early 1900s. I don't know, but I do have a ring with my birthstone that made it down to me. It's a poison ring, no lie. Watch your drink at the tailgate! I'll dig it out later and post a picture of it.
Video game consumption up. Alcohol consumption UP. Netflix consumption up. Alcohol consumption UP. Walks with wife and kid up. Alcohol consumption UP. Toiletries down. Hygene down. Work steady. Alcohol consumption U
I went out for a run in my neighborhood yesterday afternoon, had old Black Sabbath playing on my ancient ipod, who doesn't? 'Hole in the Sky', as a matter fact, great running music. I saw this guy running towards me on the opposite side of the street, and I squinted trying to make out his T-shirt: "HUMPTY DUMPTY WAS PUSHED!" I laughed so hard, I bent in half. He stopped and jogged in place with plenty of distance between us and said, "Oh, the T-shirt, I thought it was funny, too, that's why I bought it. You had me there for a second. I thought you were glaring at me because I'm not wearing a mask . . . but neither are you!" Hahaha.
Sabotage! Best Black Sabbath album! Best with ozzy, anyway. I love the dio stuff. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
I originally posted this in the wrong thread. I'm cross-posting it here where it belongs mostly just so I can quote myself and annoy @FJF: Tired of Corona...Brook coming down to Florida. Advice Needed
I was just looking for something new for my lock screen on my phone. Haha, what the hell is this? This is the second weird Sam Darnold thing that I found in two days (see the freakish avatar, SAM THE SUN GOD! - who is to say): Ya, mon, Jamaica. Haha, what the frig. EDIT: Nevermind. I just figured it out. Jets colors/USC colors. I'm a little slow, but yes, I do know those aren't the colors of the Jamaican flag, it just hit me that way. Still weird, though . . . which is why I like it!
Watched a ton of old NFL games on YouTube Worked on my garden Worked on my tan when the sun was out Read Watched movies
