Whoever did this has documented that he is among the most pathetic of losers. Pelting a sleeping child with cheese, ham and bologna is truly pathetic but he showed his true colors when he slathered on the mayonnaise. Anyone who is not such a lifelong loser knows that the combination of bologna, ham and cheese calls for mustard.
Perhaps the father should have spent a little more time with his daughter beforehand and she wouldn’t have been so desperate for the male attention and validation that likely spurred this behavior. It’s normal for 12 year olds to have sexual thoughts and urges but it’s abnormal for them to actually act on them. Female hesitancy towards sexual activity is a normal component of their evolved psychology. Acting out against that reflects another issue. As a father of a soon to be 11 year old girl I could never fathom striking her over such an act. I’d be saddened by the why of why she would do such a thing, and seek to resolve that.
Mayonnaise, like hollandaise, was invented by the French to cover up the flavor of spoiled flesh, stale vegetables, rotten fish. Beware the sauce! Where food comes beslobbered with an elegant slime you may well suspect the integrity of the basic ingredients. - Edward Abbey
