I think I identify most with the B-baller with the long hair. I need a haircut -- and I drive HARD to the rim!
BK Delivers on a brave young man's Burgin' Dream. Burger King Delivers on a brave young man's Burgin' Dream. I read a Burgin' story today that brought a greasy tear to my eye. A brave and hungry young man decided to test the limits of Burger King's "Have it your way" policy and he ordered a Whopper with 60 strips of bacon. That's right 60! I was truly humbled by this lad's intrepid Burgin' philosophy! I was equally impressed by Burger King's commitment to their business practice -- I guess it's not just a catchy slogan! This burg is a work of art. Each strip of bacon is like a stepping stone, taking you closer and closer to a caloric paradise! It puts the Baconator to shame, and finishing this thing looks like a truly herculean undertaking. One day I hope to dine with this courageous man, and break burgin' bread with him! And if he is too full to finish his behemoth burg' -- then I would gladly finish it for him!
Yes. This man truly deserves a place among the pantheon of The Burgin' Gods. I'll have to compile a list of names for The Burgin' Hall of Fame. Guys like Luther Vandross, and Michael James Delligatti -- inventor of The Big Mac. Wow, I'd like to eat that statue.
They should have put something next to that burg to get a sense of scale. But it looks mammoth -- and I want to dive right in!
Ah, the good ol' days . . . Well, they may not be 15 cents anymore, but I'm Burgin' ASS, so I'm stopping off for some 99 centers, after worky work. PEACE!
stackers fuckin awesome although ive quit the fast food shit recently. i usually only get the double though. i imagine the quad just taste like meatloaf with that much beef lol.
I had a loaded steakhouse whopper or something like that from BK today. It was a whopper with cheddar cheese, bacon, piles of onion straws, BBQ sauce, and I think even mashed potatoes on it. Fucking delicious, and I'm not usually the Burgin' type.
Yeah, I was thinking there must have been a few Burgin' experiences this past Memorial Day. I actually had steak myself (A beautiful NY Strip) and many many many beers.
Just look at the tomato slices ringing the burger...big meatin' edit: fuck...now i need a burger for dinner...frozen meat in the nuker...
droooling Oh my Lord Lord Lord Lord! Mmmmhmmmm! This burg is spiritual! Not Kosher, but definitely divine! The Hamdog! The Hamdog is a hot dog wrapped in a beef patty that's deep fried, covered with chili, cheese and onions, and served on a hoagie bun topped with a fried egg and two fistfuls of fries.
How do you eat that thing? I mean, physically how do you do it? Do you need a fork and knife? Using your hands would surely lead to shit all over the front of you. Not to rain on this burgin parade but I have to mention this in here. A good friend of mine just had a stroke last week - 31 years old, non-smoker, no drugs. His cholesterol was over 300 because of eating shit like this on a regular basis - this was the cause. So take it easy on this shit fellas. Now back to your regularly scheduled burgin' ...
Oh man. That sucks about your friend. I hope he has a full recovery. You are right though. I try to keep my burgin' to once a week. Exercise is key -- so you can burg it up with almost reckless abandon. As for the Hamdog, I suppose you would use a fork and knife -- if you don't want to get sloppy.
