Burger King Thinks Mac N' Cheetos Is Something You Might Eat

They need to open up a late night bar and offer canola oil shots

 

As much as I'd love to dump on Burger King, they're just another national fast food chain.

Once or twice a year I make it a point to eat at one of those places - this year I ate at McDonald's once, last year it was BK and In&Out - and it doesn't taste like food to me. It tastes like some food-flavored facsimile. It's molded into the shape of what it's supposed to be, tastes vaguely like what it's supposed to be... but it's garbage.

They know their clientele. People that are conditioned to eat garbage.

 

And don't forget how cheap that shit is.

Last time I ate at McDonald's was probably 16 years ago, the morning after my brother in laws bachelor party. I had the mother of all hangovers and grabbed a breakfast sandwich and home fries to try and get some equilibrium for the ride home. Never again. I was more nauseous after eating than I was when I started. Even worse, the sodium was so sickeningly intense I had to brush my teeth every 45 minutes or so for the rest of the day.

It was like a stain on my palate I thought would never go away.

 

You can blame it on your breakfast but your reaction was probably more inclined to have been caused by a bad bunch of lemons in whatever swill you were soaking in overnight.

 

I love Raising Canes chicken but man is that stuff tough on my digestive tract. Great chicken though so it's well worth the punishment an hour later.

 

What's up brah?

 

Last time I had McDonalds was about 4 months ago and I bit into my burger and found pieces of bone in it.

Only thing I'd get there now is Coke. They have the best fountain Coke around there.

 

Doesn't sound good to me no offense! Yuck!

 

It's cause people see cooking as a chorse or something they can't do. Cooking is so engaging

 

they give you a weird look when you asked for a packet of mustard?

 

They put mustard on it for you here.

 

mac n cheetos, for that "holy shit it feels like a badger just died in my stomach" sensation, i'll watch from the cheap seats instead

 

I don't see why this is a big deal. Burger King and all the other fast food chains have been polluting the world with garbage unhealthy food for decades. How is this anything new? If you care about your health, you won't eat there in the first place.

I might have to try those things once, just to see what it tastes like though. Haha.

 

You probably ate them all the time Tommy before you turned into the Hulk

 

i didnt eat at all, was too busy getting high

 

the other day I was so high I had to turn down the TV so I could taste my grilled cheese sandwich lol

 

Cool story bro

 

I bet you could hear the colors couldnt you?