Bob Kraft charged with soliciting (#Ejaculgate #Fellategate #PumpBobbyPump )

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  1. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    I wasn't poking fun at @TonyFtLaud in the least, but I'm dying here now. I had a really murky brain day because of a shit night of sleep and I should have realized that it was his idiot phone. It's still great, though. Hahahaha, poor Tony. I've been there with auto-correct, trust me on it. I might have to switch out my signature.
     
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  2. FJF

    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    No one with a clean record would go to jail for this. It’s going to go to a pre trial intervention program, community service, unsupervised probation and charges dropped at the completion of the program. Pretty standard stuff for a misdemeanor, particularly in Florida where they famously decree
    Come on vacation leave on probation.
     
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  3. TonyFtLaud

    TonyFtLaud Well-Known Member

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    Auto correct gets a plus 1 for that one!
    It's too good to fix....
     
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  4. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    It's also too big to fail.
     
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  5. TonyFtLaud

    TonyFtLaud Well-Known Member

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    Ewwww. You watched the video?
    :D
     
  6. GordonGecko

    GordonGecko Well-Known Member

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    Florida law allows him to get off (rofl) if he sits for a sex workers misery informercial and, this is the kicker, does 100 hours of local community service. Is he going to be picking trash off the side of the highway...
     
  7. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Clay Higgins, just sayin'. Do yer own diggin'.
     
  8. TonyFtLaud

    TonyFtLaud Well-Known Member

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    Lol. He's going to pay 1/2 the hours which Florida law allows you to do, and work in an office for a few hours and get all his remaining hours signed off. If he's even orderd to do community service.
    BTW, Florida's penalties for solicitation are double NYs.
    Nevada, which has legal brothels, (7 of them) has the nation's highest arrest rate for prostitution.
     
  9. GordonGecko

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    "What happens in Vegas, stays on your permanent record"
     
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  10. PickSix

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    They should make him pick up trash wearing the Jets new uni's. Bring this board full cycle.
     
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  11. GordonGecko

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    lol you should think about that first

    I'd say the appropriate thing is for him to wear a Dolphins jersey, they are after all in South Florida and the Dolphins are trash collectors
     
  12. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Make America Cum Again.

    This story is about to heat up.
     
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  14. Antoni

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    He is going to deny he knew anything about her. Although I find it hard to believe that anyone invited to the President's Super Bowl party isn't carefully vetted by the Secret Service. Guess they didn't care that the owner of the handjob service was going to be at the party.
     
  15. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Something rather amusing just came to me. Does anyone remember some years ago when a couple of photos of Gronkcheatski went viral? He was bare-chested in a hotel room with a pornstar who was wearing his jersey. Then she went on her social media account and said some typical trashy things.

    He apologized to Robert Kraft and to the fans for behavior unbecoming to the franchise. Kraft was really pissed . . . aaannnnnd then he gets caught in a "massage" parlor with his pants down and gets arrested on two counts of misdemeanor solicitation. Hahaha, I forgot all about the Gronkcheatski thing and.the ensuing fallout and "embarrassment" to the Cheats organization until now. You can't make it up. What a bunch of phonies.
     
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  16. GordonGecko

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    who do you think gave Bob the parlor referral
     
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    Hua Zhang was at Trump's Super Bowl party?
     
  18. Antoni

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    Li Yang was and she was the founder. Now there is proof that she bragged about having access to President.

    Personally I don't care that a 77 year old NFL owner was paying for handjobs in Florida. I do care though when the President is taking pics with a woman who founded a handjob service and has ties to Chinese intelligence and then she's bragging that she has access to the President. That's a problem.
     
  19. TonyFtLaud

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    But she doesn't own the spa. Sold it years ago.
    She owns a chain of legit spas but has no ties to any of the spas involved in the case. Facts clearly stated in every article linking li to the president. Facts you obviously chose to ignore.
     
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  20. Antoni

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    She sold it to a buddy, but she founded an illegal joint.


    Her entire family owns a bunch of "legit" spas that offer rub and tug(handjob) services for cash. It's illegal. She's boasting about having access to our President. Ooooookay, no big deal!
     

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