Bob Kraft charged with soliciting (#Ejaculgate #Fellategate #PumpBobbyPump )

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  1. GordonGecko

    GordonGecko Well-Known Member

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    86 year old guy on that list lol

    how did they get the names of all these people though, that is some serious police resource allocation to bust a massage parlor

    If the NYPD tried to name all the Johns in Flushing they would run out of paper
     
  2. Baumeister

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    Not me. They have him on video and also he is on record lying about it. That is the best part. I would have more respect for the man if he told the truth from the start. The better part will be pats fans defending his lie from the statement their team released denying all allegations.

    Statement from a spokesperson for Patriots owner Robert Kraft: “We categorically deny that Mr. Kraft engaged in any illegal activity. Because it is a judicial matter, we will not be commenting further.”

    — Jill Martin (@ByJillMartin) February 22, 2019

    Now that is karma at it's finest.
     
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  3. This is just ridiculous.

    How the patty crookeds gonna spin this one? Im sure they have MIT & Purdue formulating spin as we speak.
     
  4. GQMartin

    GQMartin Go 'Cuse

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    Cops conducted traffic stops after the Johns the left to confirm ID.
     
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    Are you kidding me? His spokesperson has a Twitter handle of BJ Martin? That's super ironic.
     
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    That guy Greg Norman! I have news for you! He makes crap red wine that is so harsh I wouldn't drink that swill in a desperate homeless moment freezing on the streets of New York! Even Night Train is better! Golf! Golf is terrible! It's like watching someone hanging themselves with a bedsheet in slow motion! If only I could get on that show Jeopardy! What is the worst sport ever! What is Golf for a hundred Alex! And it's what is Greg Norman not who you idiot! :mad:

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    According to the police report Kraft only lasted minutes. If that ain't the icing on the cake, I don't know what is!
     
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    I'll never be able to enjoy frosted cake again...
     
  10. Patriot

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    This story for some reason reminds me of Pee Wee Herman and his adventure in a Florida Adult theatre. What killed me was he was arrested by an off duty officer. That off duty officer probably was pissed that Pee Wee was ruining the movie for him.

    It is obvious Kraft is somewhat of a sexual deviant and before passing any judgment, I would like to remind many of you there is a reason why these massage places are popping all over the place.

    I guess when it comes to sex, men can be very stupid. For example, look at Tiger Woods who had one of the most beautiful wives.

    I can honestly say when it comes to women, I have done some very dumb things myself. I have learned the hard way that lap dances in Rhode Island Strip Clubs can be very expensive.

    Having said that, I think Kraft should come clean and admit he let his little head do all the thinking for him. The more he denies, the more stupid he looks. I think in general Americans are a very forgiving people. In the meantime, this should be a lesson to all of us not to let our little head do all the thinking for us!
     
  11. Dierking

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    Fixed your post.
     
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  12. Dierking

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    I’m a fan of both relentless stupidity AND human trafficking.
     
  13. BacktoQueens

    BacktoQueens Well-Known Member

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    In light of the new details, I think this is the winner! :D
    Lol perfect
     
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  14. Harpua

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    Not all men are scum who pay for sex or do dumb shit to get laid. Trying to defend him by admitting your also scum is not a bright move at all.
     
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    Crouching Chowdah, Hidden Boner?
     
  16. zace

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    I'm not sure why you're trying to condemn him. Is this some puritan thing or some sort of sitting in a high horse thing? Are you one of these sex should be between a husband and wife sorta people?

    Who cares he if he paid for sex. It's probably cheaper than trying to woo someone into it or taking them on a date.

    I applaud him for his efficiency . At least he didn't overpay for a high priced hooker. He got his meal to go

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  17. Dierking

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    Billionaire getting hand jobs from coerced asian sex slaves. Let me guess, zace, you don't have any daughters or sisters.
     
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    It's both the denial when they have him on film and the fact for years we have had media members push the "he's the classiest owner in sports" narrative. Had this been Al Davis and his first response was "Yea, I paid for it. And?" the reaction wouild be very different. The potential human trafficking aspect is also quite unnerving. He has the money to pay top end escorts and opted for the cheap strip mall massage parlor. I hope the human trafficking aspect is proven to be false for the sake of ALL involved.
     
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  19. zace

    zace Well-Known Member

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    Im the only boy out of 4 kids and my sons is the same. Sorry I'm not one of these morality bullshiters who's ways something to feel morally superior. In fact I really don't much care.

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  20. Dierking

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    Cool. Ask your daughter if she wants to earn an extra forty bucks later this afternoon.
     

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