In tx I had a friend order a green olive jalapeño pizza. I looked at him like he was nuts. He was not nuts. It was quite good.
You also eat fast food, cheap beer,dip tobacco and are a proud Nebraska resident. I have 10 year old socks that are more valuable than your opinion.
Just looked it up and it seems it is a lot more popular than I thought. Plenty of recipes for pizza with egg. For me it would only work in conjunction with some other toppings like spinach and egg on a white pizza. I usually keep it simple though.