Ban All Marriages

Discussion in 'BS Forum' started by Ralebird, Aug 21, 2015.

  1. JetBlue

    JetBlue Well-Known Member

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    And keep divorce out of the courts too. That should be an entirely private industry, not government judges making the ruling.
     
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  2. Ralebird

    Ralebird Well-Known Member

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    You just proved my point. Your tax breaks are my tax burden. Tell your wife to get a job!
     
  3. Ralebird

    Ralebird Well-Known Member

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    What about the towels...and the taffy?
     
  4. Ralebird

    Ralebird Well-Known Member

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    No, no, no, cassock breath - you don't agree with me and you don't even know it. You get to define your marriage anyway you want to, but you don't get to define mine or anyone else's.
     
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  5. Ralebird

    Ralebird Well-Known Member

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    Government should have nothing to do with that. Just because those benefits are currently set for a legal spouse doesn't mean they can't be designated to a consort of one's choosing - even a certain poster's camel, if that's what he wants.
     
  6. deathstar

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    lol...Who cares? How does this affect your personal life to take up this "cause"?
     
  7. Truth4U2

    Truth4U2 Well-Known Member

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  9. Bellows1

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    Or a little Jewish girl with Jewish grandkids. :)

    Kids turn out the way they do, all you can do as a parent is teach them the best you can and love them. They may be straight, gay or serial killers...out of our control.
     
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  10. Brook!

    Brook! Soft Admin...2018 Friendliest Member Award Winner

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    Not camel. Goat. Please...

    Well Bellows, Jewish is a strong possibility. I told this to @BrowningNagle before. I am not a religious guy and I don't believe in the current state of religions and I don't impose any religion on my kids. But they know we aren't Christians because they know we don't go to church and we don't have any cross at home etc. So they think they are Jewish just like other Jewish kids at school. I didn't feel the need to correct them as I don't really care. So they might stick with Judaism and marry a Jewish girl who knows.
     
  11. Bellows1

    Bellows1 Well-Known Member

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    Good for you brother, as long as they're happy is all thats important.
     
  12. Faux machine

    Faux machine Well-Known Member

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    I think truth wants to marry his dog.
     
  13. Hobbes3259

    Hobbes3259 Well-Known Member

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    interesting..
     
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  14. Hobbes3259

    Hobbes3259 Well-Known Member

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    Government has a vested interest in marriage, because it fosters procreation, and hence...New Taxpayers.

    The benefits aren't discriminatory. They are self sustaining.

    Sheesh..do the basic principles of economics and civics escape you?
     
  15. Brook!

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    Lol. Love you Hobbes you twisted son of a bitch.
     
  16. Hobbes3259

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    Rightbackatchabro!

    Happy Saturday Night Bacchanalia.
     
  17. The Waterboy

    The Waterboy Well-Known Member

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    No he just wants to be like the priest who had sex with his dog.
     
  18. Ralebird

    Ralebird Well-Known Member

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    Hell no, but why are we still giving money away for the barren ones?

    (Psst, I've heard that in certain communities procreation occurs sans marriage.)
     
  19. Ralebird

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    A Parson Russell terrier, no doubt.
     
  20. abyzmul

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    I remember seeing that username "Truth4U2" with the big cross avatar and thinking "I wonder when that troll account is going to go bonkers". Was I wrong?
     

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