Tannebaum: Hey Al! I got this star Safety I'm looking to get rid of. He's a HUGE star, so huge I want to get rid of him... TO YOU.. His name is Kerry Rhodes. He puts alot of fans in the seats and is really exciting! He makes TONS of big plays! And He runs a FAST 40! Davis: .....Brains..... Tannenbaum: Right, Anyway, all you have to do to acquire this BIG BRIGHT STAR is give us good old Nnamdi Asomugha. I mean... He's pretty good but, lets face it, you can't contend with that type of name on your roster! You need KERRY RHODES! Davis: .............brains... Tannenbaum: Ok.. Here, just sign this saying you agree to this trade. Oh, and lets trade our first round picks while were at it. Here you go Al! -Tannenbaum moves Al's hand sloppily, trying to get him to sign. Davis looks at Tannenbaum's hand like it's a juicy steak.- Tannebaum: Pleasure doing business with you Al! Davis: ...4.6...........braaiinnss...
I say we sign Usain Bolt to a league-minimum free agent contract. Doesn't matter what position we have him play. Then, turn around to senile Al Davis and say, "look we'll trade you the fastest human being on earth straight up for Nnamdi Asamougha". No way Davis turns his back on that kind of speed!
Who says Usain Bolt will sign with us? That too for a league minimum? He makes that much for a 9.76 second race.
I wish we could walk this thread out into the woods, shoot it in the head and bury it in a shallow ditch.
Or trade for Brandon 'the freak' Marshall and have him pick off Bradys and Mannings all year long while Sanchez and Cro connect for 80 yarders every play.... :drunk:
