Antonio Cromartie = MARRIED!!!

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  1. Yisman

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    ...but most were never considered as bizarre as "Terricka"
     
  2. Jet Blue

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    So, now he's going to owe money to all the chilldren AND a Baby Momma...


    Brilliant.... If I were his advisor I'd ban him from Marrying and I'd make sure he had his balls snipped pronto.
     
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    I feel like he got married out of no where.. (obviously we only know 5% of what goes on in NFL players lives....)

    SO I'm hoping he got a fucking PRE-NUP, because I dont think Woody will spot him another 500k if we resign him next year.
     
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    This is great news. Hopefully he settles down and focuses on the football career.
     
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    This is funny......
     
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    Has he named all his kids George Forman also?

    Why is his new bride wearing a white prom dress instead of a wedding gown? Is she even supposed to be wearing white after having children?
     
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    She must be pregnant!
     
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    Tarika is a name of Indian origin.
    I'm sure it is pronounced the same way as Terrica (or the alternate spelling Terricka) which is an American name formed by the combination of Theresa and Erica.
     
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    I really wonder about this guy.
    He obviously has an aversion to condoms.

    Is it possible he has only fucked eight times?

    Did he try to pull out and simply fail eight times?

    Were there a dozen other women he slept with who all maybe were practicing birth control?

    Will Cromartie retire within a couple years after he discovers he is HIV positive?

    All sorts of questions.
     
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    Playing stripper music for your first wedding dance is pretty ghetto.
     
  12. Yisman

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    I would think the chances are high that he contracted some kind of STD.

    If someone has had that many children by that many different women, you're probably dealing with a guy who's had unprotected sex with scores of women, and doesn't think about the consequences.

    I also would question the motives of any woman that would marry him.
     
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    You just described the entire NBA.
     
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    Former NBA player Jason Caffey has 10 kids by eight different women.
     

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