All-Time New York Jets Team

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  1. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Ultra Jets Voltron Team

    Mark Sanchez for Guapo As Fuck Head and Torso
    Kevin Mawae as Left Arm with Nuclear Club
    IK Enempali as Right Arm with Super Jaw Breaking Power Punch
    Leon Washington as Left Leg with Ultra Cutback Move
    Brad Smith as Right Leg with Blazing Fast Barefoot Sprint
    Antonio Cromartie as Middle Leg with Rapid-fire Baby Cannon


    VOLTRON ASSEMBLE
     
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  2. twown

    twown Well-Known Member

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    Enempali right fist.
    Marty Lyons with business-giving right forearm.

    And if I'm missing something important about Voltron, forgive me, but I feel that Brandon Moore's booty with star-like gravitational pull might come in handy in combat.
     
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  3. westiedog1

    westiedog1 Well-Known Member

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    For me, Brad Smith was the best return guy I ever saw in a Jets uniform.
     
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    BrowningNagle Well-Known Member

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    He had those long legs and big strides, it felt like he would catch the ball and bring it back 30 yards before the coverage team got there
     
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  5. westiedog1

    westiedog1 Well-Known Member

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    Also thought Justin Miller was a pretty good return man when healthy, but not a very good DB which he was drafted as.
     
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