Aaron Rodgers’ Injury - Return Date Watch

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  1. Losmeister

    Losmeister Well-Known Member

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    WHen did he rise before? What's the again part?
     
  2. Hemi

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    I just don't see him making it back this year. Probably just trying to keep the teams spirits up for the season.
     
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    Cman68 The Dark Admin, 2018 BEST Darksider Poster

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    I think Rodgers would make a great OC..
     
  4. Borat

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    Becoming MVP again after GB drafted his replacement I think would qualify. Or becoming HOF level QB after being drafted late round 1. He was risen all right, and I am looking forward for him to rise again next year.
     
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    Unfortunately the cart has indeed been placed before the horse, the horse has expired and the beating of it continues.
     
  6. BrowningNagle

    BrowningNagle Well-Known Member

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    Reality hasn’t set in yet for Rodgers
     
  7. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    He lives in an alernate reality, anyway.o_O
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
     
  9. joe

    joe Well-Known Member

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    You can lead a horse to water however a horse can only walk on land. Unless you are Horse Jesus or something…


    Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
     
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    Actually insane reaction from those two.
     
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    stinkyB 2009 Best Avatar Award Winner

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    They're keeping Zach around to harvest his stem cells to inject into Rodgers.....
     
  15. Jonathan_Vilma

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    You gotta look up where stem cells come from man lol. It isn’t grown man-children.
     
  16. stinkyB

    stinkyB 2009 Best Avatar Award Winner

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    you're wrong.... they can drill them out of your pelvis.... and besides, look at Zach; im pretty sure he's using a fake ID
     
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  17. BrowningNagle

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    maybe he can donate his Achilles
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I never thought about it but it makes sense. He's like those Chinese black bears they keep in cages and milk their gall bladders of bile so they can make acne cream and shampoo.
     
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    so that's why he has such a youthful complexion?!?!
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    No, Uncle JetBlue lets him use the hyperbaric chamber
     

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