Aaron Hernandez, dont drop the soap

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  1. Don

    Don 2008 TGG Rich Kotite "Least Knowledgeable" Award W

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    Yeah, they have all 3 of them now and now it gets interesting.
     
  2. deerow84

    deerow84 Well-Known Member

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    Link to an article from TheGist.com

    Boston Police Possibly Adding Two More Murders To Aaron Hernandez's Career Murdering Statistics

    (THE GIST) — In what is certainly welcome news to anyone who has Aaron Hernandez on their Fantasy Homicide team, according to reports, the former Patriots tight end is now being eyed for a 2012 double murder — this in addition to the slaying of his friend Odin Lloyd this past weekend, bringing his projected career murder charge receptions up to an impressive three.

    According to a Boston Police blog from July 16, 2012, officers responded to a call about a shooting outside of a bar where they found three people had been shot, two fatally, as they sat in a car at a traffic light.

    The men were identified as Safiro Furtado and Daniel Abreu and witnesses said the occupants of a gray or silver SUV with Rhode Island plates were responsible for the shooting.

    Investigators are reportedly looking into Aaron Hernandez in connection to the killing.
     
  3. deerow84

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    A second article from TheGist.com (sorry for two articles but they are kind of funny)

    Gum Chewing Habit That Was The Undoing Of That Girl In Willy Wonka Could Also Be The Reason Aaron Hernandez Gets Convicted

    THE GIST) — According to newly disclosed evidence at the murder hearing of Aaron Hernandez, the same vice that sent gum aficionado Violet Beauregarde packing in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory could lead to the former New England Patriot's conviction.

    Investigators say they can prove Hernandez puchased the blue cotton candy flavored Bubblicious Bubble Gum hours before the murder at a local gas station. A chewed piece of the gum whose target demographic is probably 8-year olds, was found in Hernandez's rental car next to a shell casing that matches the same caliber bullet that was used to kill his former friend, Odin Lloyd.

    A piece of gum, chewed and disposed of at an inopportune moment, is the latest piece of evidence mounting against Hernandez in a case already looking like it will be decided in favor of the prosecution. No word yet as to whether or not a small pan flute will play upon the reading of Hernandez's guilty conviction, or if Oompa Loompas will carry him out of the courthouse when sentenced.
     
  4. JetsVilma28

    JetsVilma28 Well-Known Member

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    "The only thing he forgot to do was check-in to the Industrial Park on Facebook"
     
  5. JetsVilma28

    JetsVilma28 Well-Known Member

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    JetsVilma28 Well-Known Member

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    ^Really classy giving fans 2days to return too. Nice window, should be at least 2 weeks.
     
  8. alleycat9

    alleycat9 Well-Known Member

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    absolute classic!!!

    disregard i am slow
     
  9. RuJFan

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    Looking at this mountain of evidence, I just don't understand how anyone can be this reckless. These are so basic anyone who watched even once any crime show, no matter how lame and unrealistic would know not to leave such obvious trail of breadcrumbs. Is he really this stupid, this clueless, this arrogant?
     
  10. alleycat9

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    What a punk, thug, moronic idiot this guy is!!!!
     
  12. ArmandJ

    ArmandJ Well-Known Member

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    Isn't that the point of a good PR department?
     
  13. alleycat9

    alleycat9 Well-Known Member

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    sure is.

    look at the stark contrast between the patsies and the cowboys. cowboys still have this fat 3 time now loser on the roster. patsies got rid of hernandez as fast as they could. and i dont blame them for it.

    the jersey turn in stuff is a bit over the top but hey thats why the patsies have an image like they do. that shit is brilliant, i hate them for being so brilliant but i must admit the brilliance.
     
  14. tank75

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    fuck them

    i hope everybody always remembers how that patriot player committed all those murders that one time
     
  15. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    that one was bad. that was definitely way over the top but those douchebags really do have a way to turn a bad situation good.
     
  17. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    The only brilliance is getting fans into merchandise shops in droves with an offer of a free exchange.

    It's definitely smart from a merch perspective. Probably half of the fans that show up will end up spending money anyway.

    This isn't something to save face, it's an angle to make more money.

    Especially in this society of brainwashed consumers.
     
  18. alleycat9

    alleycat9 Well-Known Member

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    i see it doing both. they get articles like the one i referenced above. they get more of those jerseys out of the area which helps them distance themselves from it and they will make a shitload of money with all the idiots coming to get their free stuff and spending twice as much as they thought. then they will sell the jerseys back to china for 5 cents a piece.
     
  19. Hobbes3259

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    Can you believe they Nets signed him, because they need a good shooter? :rofl:
     
  20. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    That bad joke has been posted two times too many.

    Maybe you should stick to the Genomaniac stuff and stop polluting the rest of the forum.
     

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