2023 NFL Week 11 - Around the League

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  1. statjeff22

    statjeff22 2008 Green Guy "Most Knowledgeable" Award Winner

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    Fourth pick six of the year for Daron Bland puts Dallas up by three TDs. That ties the NFL record.
     
  2. fggrimes

    fggrimes Well-Known Member

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    I believe about two weeks ago that I (half-kiddingly) "predicted" that Tommy DeVito would show to be a better QB than Zach within three weeks of regular play.

    Now I wish I had (half-kiddingly) predicted the PowerBall numbers at the same time. I was on a roll... :(
     
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  3. stinkyB

    stinkyB 2009 Best Avatar Award Winner

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    Thoughts apparently don't apply...
     
  4. stinkyB

    stinkyB 2009 Best Avatar Award Winner

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    I was 1/6 on number selections last night.... but that one number was an opposite field off platform guess...
     
  5. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Toughest sonofabitch I ever met
     
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  6. stinkyB

    stinkyB 2009 Best Avatar Award Winner

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    until that horrible woman stripped him of his dignity..... and clothes!
     
  7. Dierking

    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    Too bad for DeVito stats don’t matter.
     
  8. HomeoftheJets

    HomeoftheJets Well-Known Member

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    Tommy DeVito having a better game than Zach has had in his career. But Zach threw a no look pass last week so he has a hIGh CeILinG.
     
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  9. Jetsfansince95

    Jetsfansince95 Well-Known Member

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    Every team so far has scored a touchdown. Guess it's up to the Jets to stop the streak.
     
  10. typeOnegative13NY

    typeOnegative13NY Well-Known Member

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    O’Connell just zached up the game
     
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  11. statjeff22

    statjeff22 2008 Green Guy "Most Knowledgeable" Award Winner

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    Steelers outgained, of course, but actually lose this time.
     
  12. Antoni

    Antoni Well-Known Member

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    I forget exactly where this was from. Was this from the guy who faked brain cancer? Greenhornet?
     
  13. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    That is exactly the one. I bet @Dierking or @The Waterboy can recount that part of it better than me though.
     
  14. The Waterboy

    The Waterboy Well-Known Member

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    Not to take this way off the beaten path, let alone thread topic, but here is a Hornet timeline KOZ put together ways back when

    2-28-06: Homemade bomb blew up in my face recently, but I'm ok.

    5-16-06: Bought a new car- yippee.

    6-23-06: Warts on my "drill bit."

    9-12-06: The "Hornet Position" with his wife during sex.

    10/6/06: I am so sick- "Path Train Bronchitis."

    4/10/07: Don't have the same zip anymore.

    6/13/07: Popped a rib knuckle in my sleep.

    1/26/08: Couldn't have sex with my wife in the shower.

    3/16/08: Self-administered shower wand enema in a hotel bathroom, somewhere in Southeast Asia.

    4/30/08: Today's my birthday, had a big party at my house with band from Philly, 4 magnums of Grey Goose.

    7/31/08: Wife may be pregnant.

    12/31/08: Happy New Year- my life sucks, I'm leaving the board, cyst on my neck, operated on myself, blood and puss all over bathroom, gave the doc $200 cash for follow-up surgery, "Toughest SOB he ever met." I "ate tea and crackers" so that my kids could survive.

    5/1/09: You missed my birthday.

    5/5/09: My thigh has reduced feeling.

    5/6/09: Operated on ingrown pimple near my taint.

    5/6/09: Numbness in thigh, applied current through 2 needles burried 2 inches deep in my leg, balls are tingling, calling a neurologist.

    5/22/09: Fell asleep on the shitter for 2 hours.

    8/21/09: My ass is functioning normally.

    9/16/09: "Should I stay or go" poll, followed by "I'm not looking for attention."

    9/16/09: "Delete my pole."

    10/1/09: Sorry about poll, SAD makes its first appearance, bad meds lead to imbalance.

    10/19/09: UPS Guy Felt Me up the other day.

    12/1/09: Took some kids who may not even be my own, fishing- here's pics to prove it.

    12/16/09: "How's your Lilly, Pilf?" Creepy and filled with inuendo.

    12/22/09: I HAVE CANCER!!!!!!! Incurable, can't be operated upon.

    12/24/09: Claims that he lost first son "in womb," lost job in 2003 recession- more about tea and crackers.

    12/27/09: Cancer CAN NOW BE REMOVED!!!! 5 days after initial diagnosis, it hasn't spread, telling "kids" tomorrow.

    12/29/09: 2 Proton treatments.

    1/4/10: "Dad DON'T DIE!!!!" Dr. Manhard and Amani Toomer make their first appearance.

    1/8/10: I just threw up.

    1/16/10: It's a MIRACLE!!! Toomer has shrunk 7mm in one week. Praise Jesus! Surgery in 7 days!

    1/21/10: Surgery tomorrow.

    1/22/10: "Sonny" makes his first appearance.

    1/29/10: Walking and unsteady on feet, 8 days after brain surgery.

    1/31/10: Back home.

    2/1/10: "Think of what Dennis Byrd had to endure!!!" I'm doing my mother-f'cking taxes!!!!
     
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  15. Acad23

    Acad23 Well-Known Member

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    The Vikes gotta center-QB exchange is nebulous.

    Dobbs still kicking ass.
     
  16. Jonathan_Vilma

    Jonathan_Vilma Well-Known Member

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    I read this three times and don’t get it.
     
  17. Acad23

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    I was saying that Dobbs was playing well.
     
  18. Jonathan_Vilma

    Jonathan_Vilma Well-Known Member

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    First line still doesn’t make sense.

    What were Skyy Moore’s parents thinking?
     
  19. Acad23

    Acad23 Well-Known Member

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    Oh... yeah. I was saying the qb-center exchange was kinda hinky.
    They almost fumbled a few times.

    Not the best word choice by me... I probably meant 'tenuous'.
     
  20. Jonathan_Vilma

    Jonathan_Vilma Well-Known Member

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    Hurts just doesn’t look right.
     

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