I saw this at a Heels board and thought it was funny: In honor of Coach Mike Krzyzewski’s upcoming 1,000 career win, DSPN announces the following schedule for this Friday, January 23, 2015: 8:00am – 8:15am Dick Vitale pays homage to Coach K 8:15am – 9:00am Replays of Christian Laettner’s 1992 buzzer beater over Kentucky (with guest appearances and live performances by Barry Manilow singing “It’s a Miracle” and Queen’s “We are the Champions” and Nat King Cole's "Unforgettable") 9:00am – 9:15am Dick Vitale pays homage to Coach K 9:15am – 10:00am Montage of Coach K’s best commercials (with guest appearance by Kenny Rogers performing his smash hit, “Through the Years.”) 10:00am – 10:15am Dick Vitale pays homage to Coach K 10:15am – 10:59am Replays and commentary on Coach K’s “Miracle Minute” comeback win against Maryland with special guest appearance by Mike Patrick who still insists it was the most amazing thing he ever saw. 10:59am – 11:00am Coach K gives credit to his assistants, (including 45 seconds for Q and A) 11:00am – 11:15am Dick Vitale pays homage to Coach K 11:15am – 12:00pm Perspective from Mickie – Coach K’s wife explains what it is like living with the great Coach and why she enjoys echoing his profanity from the stands and flashing obscene gestures to opposing fans. 12:00pm – 12:15pm Dick Vitale pays homage to Coach K 12:15pm – 1:00pm Words from Bobby Knight – Coach Knight explains how and when he knew he had groomed his disciple to follow in his footsteps by providing such examples as verbally abusing his players; advising if a woman must be raped, she should “at least relax and enjoy it;” assaulting a police officer; kicking his own son; and stating his ambition to ultimately be buried face down so that critics can “kiss my @#$%. 1:00pm – 5pm Montage of the best flops from the Coach K years, with special appearances by Greg Paulus, Jon Scheyer, and Britney Spears performing her smash hit, “Oops . . . I did it again.” 5pm – 5:15pm Dick Vitale pays homage to Coach K 5:15pm – 5:17pm Recognition of Coach K’s public service/volunteer activities (and commercial break) 5:17pm – 7:00pm Guest appearance by Officers of Duke Basketball Alumni Group (D-BAG) recounting their success in the field of life and business, with special appearances by Brian Zoubek who comments on his failed creampuff venture and Christian Laettner and Brian Davis, discussing their failed real estate ventures and 20+ resulting lawsuits. 7:00pm – 7:15pm Dick Vitale pays homage to Coach K 7:15pm - 9:15pm The ones that got away: Montage of the seasons that ended in disappointment as Coach K saw loaded teams lose to the likes of Mercer, Lehigh, West Virginia, VCU, and other double seeded teams, followed by Digger Phelps' discussion of how Coach K actually overachieved in these seasons. Special guest appearance by JJ Redick recounting the emotional fatigue that caused his season long no. 1 team to lose to a freshman oriented UNC team on senior night in Cameron, and to another freshman oriented LSU team in the round of 16. 9:15pm – 10:15pm Dick Vitale discusses Coach K’s greatness. 10:15pm – 10:30pm Guest appearance by Kobe Bryant, who confirms that he would have gone to Duke if he had gone to college. 10:30pm – 12am Additional replays of Christian Laettner’s 1992 buzzer beater over Kentucky. 12am - 12:30am Live from Cameron: coverage of Cameron Crazies dedicating another corner of the existing floor to Coach K while chanting their trademark "Uhhhhhhhhhh ..." from the stands and hoisting Dick Vitale. 12:30am - 1:00am Closing ceremonies and a word from Dick Vitale
the man that introduced the flop to basketball(or as he calls it "selling the foul") the man that introduced kicking out your legs on a 3 pointer to "sell the foul" the man that sent in walk on goons to foul Chris Paul to start a game(John Cheney did same thing and I think he was suspended for it) the man that called Gerald Henderson "the victim" after Henderson cheap shotted Tyler Hansbrough the man that curses out fans the man that is ok w/ his players being sore losers such as giving late cheap shots, stealing ball, giving finger,... the man who allows his wife to curse at fans and taunt opposing teams the man who has been just trying to pad his record for the last decade by rarely playing a road game unless required by the ACC what a great guy! what an innovator!
ROFL. True or not, that's debatable. However, when I read this, I laughed so hard, my coffee came up my nose.
Have met him, he is a master salesman and can work a room but he may be a great guy w/ his family and friends at home but when it comes to basketball there is no bigger jerk in the game.
No-classgate UNC - flop till you drop: Former UNC Tar Heel P.J. Hairston Flies And Flops Into Coach Pop P.J. HAIRSTON FLOP To nobody’s surprise, the NBA fined P.J. Hairston $5,000 for this flop.
I met Mike Richter before Game 6 of last year' New York Rangers Eastern Conference Finals game 6. Based on that one meeting, I would never claim that I "KNOW" him.
the PJ one was bad but he's not at Carolina anymore. those semi flops are nothing like these: and at Carolina they don't teach the flop. they do at duke and it has ruined basketball.
Are you sure? Gonzaga has the Pacific Tigers and the Portland Pilots staring them in the face…..not to mention the Santa Clara Broncos… killer schedule
Isn't it funny how St. Mary's gave St. John's(one of best BE teams) all they could handle on the road?
Not to mention that they were a DOMINANT 2-1 against the AP Top 25 this year. That entire program is a media-created joke.
