Nobody can beat Alabamer! Nobody!!! Dey awr fawteen point favorites ovah any team in da country on a neutral field. Get outtah heah mongos. Zaun Mushed.
Francessa, the same college football know-nothing fuck who claimed that 'Bama didn't deserve a title shot against LSU (after losing 9-6 in OT, kicker missed 2 FGs) and insisted shaky-D OSU as more deserving when clearly 'Bama & LSU were the two best....and I remember him saying that anyone who thought otherwise "doesn't know what they're talking about." Bama 21-0 shutout more than confirmed that blowhard's ignorance. There isn't a radio mic in this town that knows shit about college football and you can put fatcessa on top of the list. Dat Manzyel kid is sum kindah scrambla', he wuz given Bamer fits dere in the furs taff
Who cahezz about Da Giants. We awwllll know dat dey nevah show up in Novembah. Dey'll show up when it mattahs, okay. But Da Jets! Doze classless Jets! It's awlllll downhill from heah for da lawds of flatbush.
Sunday Night ruined Monday Night. Becawse now Sunday night is da new Monday Night and Monday Night is not Monday Night anymaw. You have Youuuuustin versus da Bears tonight and da Chiefs versus da Steelizz tomorrow. Roe got me my soder and chicken francaise and I'm about to pop a bonah watching Faith Hill sing da theme song. It's da legs, derez something about da legs! Who cahezzz about da Chiefs vs Da Steeliz? Get lawst ESPN.
How u gonna tell us da best option to win is da sanchez? Gimme a brake rex. U just like ur fatha buddy ryan. We got hit wit dis majah stowm. We have no electric and da ones dat did had to watch u tell dem mark's gonna give u da best shot? C'mon now rex it's getting old. Moe tawk bout da jets and rex neva gonna give up on da sanchez afta dis...
Rex on YES network now. Still msaying it is not sanchez to lame. Oh yeah rex. keep lying to the fans and let your ego destroy us.
I only awdah my pizzers from Paper John's now. Da Great Peyton Manning endawses them, okay. I devoah doze pizzer slices like Peyton devoahs defenses. Bink bink bink boom, whole pizzer gone.
He actually sounded a little sympathtic today. I think he was just happy that he finally got his power back up and his fridge working again.
That's the kiss of death for the Jets season. Mike Francesa has decided the team is so down that picking on them would look bad. Tick-tock.
You guys spoke too soon. Just killed the Jets and said no way they go on a win streak much less win out. What is dat a 1% chance? NO WAY! That probably means the Jets go on a run to be something like 7-6. But who cahezzzzz, ya still need a gift to get in!~
Doze clowns in Da Jets lockah room fawget what Tebow did last yeeuh. Tebow was on da 5 yawd line. Den next thing you know 10, 25, 35, 45, 35, 25, 15, touchdown. Awwllll Tebow does is win. Tebow and I awr alike, okay. We've both got alotta championships.
