i'd fork over some righteous dollars for him to nod off again on the air. I'll bribe da Mink to spike his diet soda
If the Jets don't find a way to rebound, and then there's no hockey, I am still grateful for the Nod job by Mike, it just may carry me through the winter.
I bet you could get 1 of the interns to spike those diet cokes with some tylenol PMs. I'm sure they are the ones in charge of peeling the labels off. Or maybe even replace the diet cokes with diet pepsi just to see him flip out on the air lmao
Tylenol PM's? no my good man, let's go big here, i'll fed ex you some giant xanax bars, that will fix his wagon. :rofl:
Da Picks: Caroliner Panthizz -3 Da Pats -6.5 Chawwjizz +3 We'll lay off da Jets dis week, well get to awll of day on Monday, okay. Da Pats wah faced with awwwmageddon last week and dey came back in da fawth quartah!. Da Broncos have no shot dis week!!(pro gambling tip: Play the Denver spread at least and probably the money line too)
I only picked da Caroliner Panthizzz becawse I had a sawng stuck in my head. Drivin in to work dis mawning on my Mybock I heard not a good, but a GREAT sawng. It went somethin like dis Dis one's faw Nawth Carolinerrrr Take youah shirt off, twist it round yoah head Spin it like a helicoptah Nawth Carolinerrrr, Cmon and raise up Dis one's faw you!
I don't know a lotta bout dat hip to da hop music but my driva likes it. Sometimes when I fall asleep in da cah he puts it on. Dis morning dat song "Raise Up" was on when I woke up and I gotta admit it is good as a matta of fact. It really is. I asked my driva da name of da rappa and he said it is Petey Pabler.
Da NFL now where we break down da collapse of da Rainjizzz, tawk about da Yanks rotation, Sorry Anno replacin Marry Anno, da Oreo's and Camden Yawwdds. Bluh bluh bluh. We won't tawk about da Jets but we'll squeeze in Irer from Staten Island anyway, blub bluh bluh. Da maw things change....
Dey should be givin out free toppings on doze Pizzers if da Jets can actually scaw a touchdown tonight.
Mikes kept it real, The jets needa give the the country a game and prove something tonight win or lose.
Youstin is gonna scrub da floor wit da jets Da jets tink dey can bring in any scrub and dey'll be awl wourld!! I got some news faw ya!! DEY AW NAW DA GIANTS!!!!!!! DA JETS WILL NEVAH HAVE A VICKDACRUISE!!