2011 - 12 Bowl Games Thread

Upshaw is a beast he is huge!

 

We need to get Upshaw, im sure Rex is fapping to him right now.

And LSU is in trouble if Bama can go up 9-0. LSU cant move the ball at all.

 

Alabama about to try its fourth FG of the first half.

LSU has zero FG attempts and zero appearances in Alabama territory. They can't move the ball at all tonight.

 

LSU Tigers at 15:00
1-10-LSU28 (14:55) Michael Ford rushed for 2 yards.
2-8-LSU30 (14:35) Jordan Jefferson passed to Rueben Randle for 6 yards.
3-2-LSU36 (13:53) Jordan Jefferson lost 2 yards. Jordan Jefferson recovered a fumble from Jordan Jefferson and returned it for 0 yards.

LSU Tigers at 9:05
1-10-LSU21 (8:59) LSU was penalized 5 yards.
1-15-LSU16 (8:59) Kenny Hilliard rushed for 3 yards.
2-12-LSU19 (8:30) Jordan Jefferson rushed for 2 yards.
3-10-LSU21 (7:46) Spencer Ware rushed for no gain.

LSU Tigers at 15:00
1-10-LSU28 (14:55) Michael Ford rushed for 2 yards.
2-8-LSU30 (14:35) Jordan Jefferson passed to Rueben Randle for 6 yards.
3-2-LSU36 (13:53) Jordan Jefferson lost 2 yards. Jordan Jefferson recovered a fumble from Jordan Jefferson and returned it for 0 yards.
4-4-LSU34 (13:15) Brad Wing punted for 57 yards. Marquis Maze returned a punt for 1 yard.

LSU Tigers at 9:05
1-10-LSU21 (8:59) LSU was penalized 5 yards.
1-15-LSU16 (8:59) Kenny Hilliard rushed for 3 yards.
2-12-LSU19 (8:30) Jordan Jefferson rushed for 2 yards.
3-10-LSU21 (7:46) Spencer Ware rushed for no gain.
4-10-LSU21 (7:08) Brad Wing punted for 54 yards. Marquis Maze returned a punt for 49 yards.

LSU Tigers at 5:00
1-10-LSU27 (4:55) Jordan Jefferson passed to Odell Beckham for 8 yards.
2-2-LSU35 (4:33) Jordan Jefferson rushed for 6 yards.
1-10-LSU41 (4:15) Jordan Jefferson lost 1 yard.
2-11-LSU40 (3:50) Jordan Jefferson passed to Odell Beckham for 7 yards.
3-4-LSU47 (3:30) Jordan Jefferson passed to Alfred Blue for a loss of 3 yards.

LSU Tigers at 12:04
1-10-LSU25 (11:57) LSU was penalized 5 yards.
1-15-LSU20 (11:57) Jordan Jefferson passed to Odell Beckham for no gain.
2-15-LSU20 (11:23) Jordan Jefferson passed to Rueben Randle for 9 yards.
3-6-LSU29 (10:45) Jordan Jefferson passed incomplete to Spencer Ware.

LSU Tigers at 4:18
1-10-LSU21 (4:14) Kenny Hilliard rushed for 2 yards.
2-8-LSU23 (3:34) Jordan Jefferson rushed for 3 yards.
3-5-LSU26 (2:44) Jordan Jefferson rushed for 2 yards.

 

LSU is in deep shit. Whoo Knicks have 3 point lead with 34 seconds left. Gunna watch this during halftime.

 

Jonathan Powlus wasn't even close on any of his field goal tries.

Not saying a 40 yarder is easy by any means, but that was an ugly performance.

 

Never had the distance.

 

right, or the direction. Which was made it amusing when the guy announcing it was yelling "IT'S GOT A CHANCE!"

 

on the bright side, he won a scholarship to Boise State




(saw that joke elsewhere)

 

Turns out Schotty is also calling plays for LSU

 

Jordan Jefferson is turrrible.

Les Miles must be thanking god that Gunner Kiel committed to LSU.

 

Schotty: "Let's throw a screen to the left side."

Rex: "Sounds good. Run it."

Screen gets stopped in the backfield for loss.

Schotty: "Let's run it to the right now. This one will work. Trust me."

Rex: "I have all faith in you Schotty."

Screen gets stopped in the backfield again.

Schotty: "Fuck! It looked better on paper."

 

LSU now down five scores.

 

Technically 2

 

It was a joke, like LSU's offense.

 

Just replace Schotty with studrawa and Rex with Les and that is what is happening

Is Bamas defense good, yeah but we have been so uncreative. I mean for a fucking month everyone harped on the option and how how bad alabama was defending it. I guess our coaching staff didnt fucking realize teams make fucking changes.

 

Is it me, or does Upshaw seem to dog it half the time? He seems to always look tired and not make that extra effort.

 

i'm getting pissed off cause it feels like i'm watching the fucking jets.

 

Does Musberger not realize that that fumble was meaningless?

 

Sucks for LSU defense that their offense blew today.