I love how he is purposely ignoring the sarcasm in that article. This shit is so unintentionally funny.
"Ya lawst, I don wanna be a generah managah. Naw, if da yankeez call abought their managah posytion, I wuld be a fooh to not considah it, even wit a figh yeah contrakt."
TANK: If ya take a shot at me, da Mink will take two shots at you. Izznt dat right, Mink? ...... TANK: Heahs Ack with da update.
Caller: Why don't you shut up the Jets fans and get Bill Parcells? Mike: What does he have to do with the Jets? Caller: He was once their manager