2010 Mike Fatcesa Thread (Jets related only) Admits he is anti-Jets on 8/10/10

Since Cesspool can't ask Revis what makes Revis such a great CB, he has to ask Ty Law what makes Revis such a great CB. Bwaha.

 

Thats what I was just thinking.

This is pathetic. Just call the Jets, say you're sorry, send Rex 8 dozen boxes of dougnuts, and get Revis on...

 

That guy who does the impressions, should call in as Rex!

 

Hey mink see wat Babe Parilli is doin dis week

 

whose next? Lawyer Milloy?

 

The only wun of Dees teams that has a superiah ground game is da Jets, but nobuddy runs on da steelas, nobuddy.

Soo I think da wind is an issue, its cleahly an issue, much maw den rain, snow, wind is an enourmas issue. It effects da kicken game, da quartabahk nooo question. Now da kicken game.. you know it becomes a major factor you see doez field goals doin curves, you see doez meorrrrwwww (airplane noise with hand motion) doez field goals go flyen sidewayz... You do see doez sometimes.

Could not stop rewinding the airplane noise.

 

Up next, we'll ask tiki barber what makes LT so good, stay tuned.

 

Why is he talking about the "grayte" Patriots teams?

They would not have been "grayte" without crap like tuck rules, and cheating...

 

This just in, at 5:05, Mike will ask his son to dissect the Jets coverage defense to get an in-depth analysis of what makes the defense so good.

 

"Wuh tawkin with Ty Lawr..."

 

Ty Law, Lawyer Milloy, Mike Vrabel, Troy Brown, and David Patten all on Mike'd Up today, recollecting on those great Patriot teams from last decade. Mike really has his pulse on New York sports!

 

Law picks the Jets, Mike immediately changes the subject. LOL

 

Be thankful he is not giving us an early preview of the Kentucky Derby (who literally no one but Mike and 4 listeners gives a shit about), and an in-depth discussion of who should be the 25th man for the Yankees.

 

I can do betta den dat. I can get Rex Ryan a foot. Believe me. Dare ahh ways. You don't wanna know about it. Believe me. Hell, I can get him a foot by 3 o'clock dis aftanoon . . . wit a box of doughnuts on da side.

 

Mike previewing the Triple Crown is legitimately the worst possible radio. I know he still gets great ratings and stuff, but they must absolutely tank when he spends ample time on horse racing.

 

"I'll ask Revis whether he wears 24 because of Law... oh wait."

 

Ya outta ya mind wit dis. Dare ahh a lotta hawse aficionaders who listen tah da show. Plus, ya got all da gamblas. All dose people like da hawse tawk.

 

Ty Law: I like radio

Can ESPN fire Michael Kay and replace him with Ty Law?

 

"I wonda if Reevis wares tweny foh in honah of Lawh. I don naw"

Here's an idea, call the Jets, get Revis on, and ask...

 

Now who on the Jets could do a better interview than Ty Law?

Here's Ack!