Dey will need alotta flukey things to happen. Da Pats don't turn da bawl ovah. Dat Jets nevah force da turnovers, OK? In otha words, da Jets will need to get lucky as awllwayz.
I kinda want the Jets to win the game by throwing for 400 yards now. Won't happen but it'll be funny to hear him "oh who cayz about mah sho it's fah fun ya clownz!''
You know, considering Mike spent howahs and howahs talking football with Parcells (dat's when he won his championships), he learned nothing if that's what he's telling his listeners. That's the best analysis you can bring to the table, fatty? Seriously, you could poll 100 high school coaches and 95 of them would say run the ball and keep Brady off the field.
Mike to Screener: Get me da ones dat have awlready started drinking. I want da most obnoxious predictions, OK?
Guy said he would give Mike 5 reasons. Mike chuckled and said, "How about one?" Well he is on record now all but saying the Jets cannot win. Today is Mike's Superbowl and he's got the 02 ready in case he starts hyperventilating as the Jets take the lead.
Tank is funny in how he picked this game.....gave himself enough room just in case the jets win..."well i said it would be close!"
Fatty: Chris from Hollis Hills - Chris - Hi Mike, First time long time. Fatty - What's happenin'? Chris - Mike I was just watching Jay Glazer on Fox. He showed a video that proved that the Patriots built sideline walls and one of the players tried to trip a Jet player by sticking his leg out. Fatty: Who showed dis'? Chris: Glazer on Fox Fatty: I didn't see dat. Plus considah da sawce. Chris: What? Fatty: I said consida da sawce. Glaza gets a lot of stuff wrong. Chris: Mike he showed a vid- Fatty: Waitaseknd! Lemme ask you a questin'. Did or did not Glaza say dat Favre was leanin' twoads reterment last yeah befah da season started?! Chris: Did Glazer do what? Fatty: DON'T ANSWAH A QUESTIN WIT A QUESTIN! ANSAWH DA QUESTIN!!!!!!! [crosstalk] Fatty: Ahh nevah mind. I'll answa it faw ya. He did, and he was wrong. Favre didn't retiah, just as I had predicted. Glaza, ogahy, he's jest not reliable. When it comes to infamastion about da Pats, I trust Petah King and Simmonds. Glaza's got an ax ta grind against da Pats. Heer's mink wit da flash.
Waitasecond. Waitasecond. Well, waitasecond heah. Ya outta ya mind wit dis! Ya can't even see da play! Da video was taken from a blimp. You can't see what exactly happened down dare on da field. Now Jets fans are gonna examine dis blimp shot like da Zapruda film. Dare outta dare minds wit dis. Get lawst. Get lawst. I can't take dis nonsense anymaw. Back afta dis.
TBTF and Cakes. You guys are the shit. I don't even listen to this guy and I'm cracking the fuck up right now. :up:
Dis Don characata is an absolute joke. Get outta heah and go back to yah shootin range wit brian cashman's head as dee uh....chickens head? no that's not right...o ya bullseye. you'll have to excuse me, all dis knowledge from da school of hahd knocks that bill pahcells was a ph.d professa teacha at makes me fuhget all dis trivial nonsense
